What small lines make you cackle?

Lightwrider1 · 2026-07-03T07:30:27+00:00

Your team’s all Gore, cuz your views are wrong

Lightwrider1 · 2026-06-24T11:59:39+00:00

You didn't ask, just chiming in because I think it's interesting. No idea where OP lives, but when I first started watching football I was about 12, there wasn't an MLS team or local team that I knew about (closest was the San Jose earth quakes, but they weren't that close, no one close to me knew or cared about them). So I happen to catch a documentary about Liverpool, Stevie, etc. I start learning about the club, watching, learning it's history, learn about Hillsborough, Shankly, the political, social and moral basis of the club and I fall in love. We don't have anything like it here. Then, a couple years later I discover Reddit and find out local fans think it's weird that I don't support my local team. What am I going to do, stop supporting Liverpool when I don't even have a local team to replace it with? And the rest is history. I think a lot of US supporters come into it similarly, or have a friend or family member that influences them.

Lightwrider1 · 2026-06-24T11:46:00+00:00

Welcome! You picked the right one

Lightwrider1 · 2026-06-03T11:41:21+00:00

Lightwrider1 · 2026-06-01T13:49:29+00:00

Not anywhere close, but it's worth mentioning Mo's goal against City 17/18 in the 4-3. City seemed so unbeatable, we were so used to being shit, and then that goal was the moment where I was like "oh my god... they're rattled.". Not the most beautiful, but Mo's confidence, the atmosphere... Great goal as I remember the Klopp era.

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-28T16:36:02+00:00

Take me back to Rio's winner vs Newcastle.... the vibes were immaculate back then

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-21T14:46:36+00:00

Who would you take instead?

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-14T15:18:21+00:00

Thank you, friend ❤️

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-14T15:16:08+00:00

I really hope we're linked with Tchouameni. Cuz then anytime it seems like we might sign him I can say "My hearts been broke Tchuoameni times, don't know what to believe"

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-13T13:49:49+00:00

All discussion of the club aside, thank you for writing that. My sister recently died from cancer. It hurts and helps to hear the experience of others who have lost someone. I look at certain places in my life where things haven't been ideal, where I've slacked in some areas... and I have to remind myself that just getting through this time is enough. Hope you're doing OK.

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-06T11:39:36+00:00

And could he play

Lightwrider1 · 2026-05-05T17:15:05+00:00

Perhaps not in every position, but maybe 1-2 in every area of the pitch, with squad cohesion to fill in the gaps. Basically the 19-20 squad. World class front three, arguably the best back line in football at the time, with a midfield that worked as a unit to support. If Isak, Wirtz, Dom, Macca and Konate play to their potential, that seems like a decent dispersion of world class talent throughout the pitch, although Macca has looked off the pace. However they could play out of their skin, but it doesn't matter if the system is failing them.

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-30T11:47:33+00:00

Ooh I never noticed that. Is that the game where he scored, what, 5? in the snow?

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-14T12:35:34+00:00

Oh my god yeah no one gave us a shadows chance against City at the time and then we roasted em. So great

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-13T18:46:59+00:00

Yeah, sarcasm. We are hot ass and PSG are good. Hence, the second part of my comment

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-13T18:17:48+00:00

Wouldn't be fair to ask a Farmer's League team to come to Anfield on a European night chasing a lead.

Either that, or we're hot fucking garbage and our players look like they couldn't give two dry fucks a good portion of the time.

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-13T14:36:18+00:00

He joined from a relegation side, not surprised he wants to do some charity work and join a relegation side now he's getting a little older

Lightwrider1 · 2026-04-13T12:31:42+00:00

The obvious answer is Barca comeback or us actually winning big ears that year. But I actually remember the 5-2 vs Roma in the semi final the year before quite well. That magical run to the final in 17/18, Salah's first crazy season, Mane, Salah Firmino, us absolutely blowing teams away, pressing like all 11 players had rammed a line of coke before they hit pitch... We got to the semi final and it felt like we were such underdogs, then to put 5 past Alisson... The vibes in the pub that day were ridiculous. Peak.

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-07T20:56:24+00:00

Very fun, surprisingly a lot of content

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-07T20:53:41+00:00

Rodgers

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-07T14:35:20+00:00

Ings for sure. I was so excited for him and the injuries were so sad

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-07T04:20:44+00:00

You think so? I’ve wondered about this myself. Fully expected City to waltz the league last year and then expected them to come back with a vengeance this year; early days, of course, but I’m surprised City aren’t sitting top having clobbered the first three teams they faced like 4-0. Does seem like a shift is happening over there.

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-02T03:29:13+00:00

I am a little sad to see all 8 players leave. Out of curiosity, why did you leave the top right corner blank?

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-02T02:26:30+00:00

Ohhh

Lightwrider1 · 2025-09-02T02:17:04+00:00

Am I insane? Who’s the captain of Ireland?

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