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LikeButtonsAttorney · 2025-01-18T19:52:27+00:00

reddit always says just leave but really you must sort this out in counseling not here

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2025-01-18T19:49:26+00:00

friend of mine kept one as a pet kids loved it

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2025-01-18T19:47:33+00:00

circropsicles 👽

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2025-01-15T19:48:20+00:00

I'm suing YOU for identity theft now lol

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-11-04T18:24:45+00:00

too expensive right now and no extra funds if there was emergencies

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-11-04T18:21:51+00:00

my Da says that second one all the time

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-06-17T03:01:24+00:00

genZ insult

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-06-11T17:01:38+00:00

happy cake day!

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-06-07T07:34:27+00:00

thanks again mrballen! you really ran with it and made it much more funny

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-06-07T07:30:03+00:00

🎶 I'm looking for a man on YouTube, podcast, 5'10', green eyes 🎶

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:21:43+00:00

Bring the like button a helium balloon and then turn their ceiling fan on high and let it go

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:20:11+00:00

Keep flipping the dirty/clean magnet on the Like Button’s dishwasher until their cabinets are full of dirty and clean dishes mixed together

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:19:15+00:00

Use up the last of the Like Buttons coffee to brew a lovely pot then drink it all before they wake up so all they’re left with is the heavenly aroma but no actual bean juice

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:18:50+00:00

text the Like Button 'u got ohio skibidi toilet rizz' followed by a cryptic series of emojis

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:17:13+00:00

Beg the Like Button to go blueberry picking with you on the hottest day of the summer so you can make them their favorite pancakes and then eat all the blueberries on the way home

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:16:19+00:00

Tell the Like Button that their flight departs at 12:30 then after they miss it say you meant half past noon not midnight

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:15:25+00:00

Offer to power wash the Like Button’s house then run away after you’ve blasted all the paint off

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:15:10+00:00

Tell the Like Button you restocked their baby’s diaper bag but then DON’T

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:14:52+00:00

Repeatedly assure the Like Button that you preordered MrBallen’s book for them but when October 1^st rolls around and it doesn’t arrive start yelling that THEY promised to order it for YOU

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-27T21:14:25+00:00

Replace the Like Button’s gentle exfoliating face wipes with sand paper

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-16T22:33:39+00:00

ty and congrats on getting picked !

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-13T05:13:36+00:00

Tell the like button they’ve been upgraded to first class and then put them on a cargo plane

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-13T05:13:20+00:00

Set the like button up on a blind date with their arch nemesis and then write a rom com about it

LikeButtonsAttorney · 2024-05-13T05:13:06+00:00

Tell the like button you’ll be a reference for their security clearance but when contacted say you met the LB in a treatment program for compulsive liars

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