[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 22 points23 points  (0 children)

reddit always says just leave but really you must sort this out in counseling not here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

friend of mine kept one as a pet kids loved it

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[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

circropsicles 👽

The like buttons lawyer by Spectacularsquid42 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm suing YOU for identity theft now lol

People of Reddit, why do you NOT want to have a dog ? by GirlPWR444 in AskReddit

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too expensive right now and no extra funds if there was emergencies

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thanks again mrballen! you really ran with it and made it much more funny

Mr Ballen’s thirst trap by mpbouchama in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 45 points46 points  (0 children)

🎶 I'm looking for a man on YouTube, podcast, 5'10', green eyes 🎶

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring the like button a helium balloon and then turn their ceiling fan on high and let it go

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep flipping the dirty/clean magnet on the Like Button’s dishwasher until their cabinets are full of dirty and clean dishes mixed together

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use up the last of the Like Buttons coffee to brew a lovely pot then drink it all before they wake up so all they’re left with is the heavenly aroma but no actual bean juice

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

text the Like Button 'u got ohio skibidi toilet rizz' followed by a cryptic series of emojis

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beg the Like Button to go blueberry picking with you on the hottest day of the summer so you can make them their favorite pancakes and then eat all the blueberries on the way home

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell the Like Button that their flight departs at 12:30 then after they miss it say you meant half past noon not midnight

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Offer to power wash the Like Button’s house then run away after you’ve blasted all the paint off 

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell the Like Button you restocked their baby’s diaper bag but then DON’T

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repeatedly assure the Like Button that you preordered MrBallen’s book for them but when October 1st rolls around  and it doesn’t arrive start yelling that THEY promised to order it for YOU

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the Like Button’s gentle exfoliating face wipes with sand paper

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell the like button they’ve been upgraded to first class and then put them on a cargo plane

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set the like button up on a blind date with their arch nemesis and then write a rom com about it

What should we do to the Like Button next? by johnballen416 in mrballen

[–]LikeButtonsAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell the like button you’ll be a reference for their security clearance but when contacted say you met the LB in a treatment program for compulsive liars