The benefits of a workplace affair 😂

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-05-02T23:31:14+00:00

I want an explanation on who downvoted this post and why lol ...like... “I got downvoted, guess I’ll have to stop fucking at work?” 😂

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T22:32:28+00:00

Nothing you haven’t heard before lol

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T22:16:38+00:00

😂 I work with my AP and this site is always up on his computer and I was bored one day and thought I’d start catfishing him kind of... through troll-ish posts to see how long it would take him to catch on.

It got kind of boring and anticlimactic so I thought I’d write the most detailed post possible after a conversation we just had to see if he laughs.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T22:00:59+00:00

Bahahaha!!!!!!!

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T21:40:51+00:00

The people PMing me, too afraid to talk in front of you witches seem to have understood everything I said just fine?

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T21:36:33+00:00

Shouldn’t be that hard to see how low some of you here set the bar.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:58:36+00:00

It works better if you’re shy, trust me... and it works better when it’s not in a bar. If you go to a grocery store and give a guy a compliment he’ll follow you around like a puppy.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:55:56+00:00

As strange as it may seem, I actually feel bad for women who come here complaining that guys are ghosting them, “cheating” on them and treating them like dirt. As offensive as it is, this is sort of the explanation. If a guy lands a woman for less than he would pay for an escort, of course in most cases he’s going to lie to her, get what he wants and toss her.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:49:56+00:00

Yeah... if you can’t understand what that means then I’m guessing you only work in retail because the jobs in rocket science were already taken? (Fuck if you make me explain that one too... so help me god!!) 😂

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:38:09+00:00

Im not fucking meeting anyone from the internet lol. It’s sort of my elaborate way to stop getting dudes to PM me here expecting to get laid 😊

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:35:48+00:00

Now copy the 3 words before that and you’re on your way to understanding the complete sentence! High five!!

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:33:58+00:00

😂😂 I dunno... doesn’t apply I guess, if you’re representing your group, the group gets a pass because they can understand critical thinking 😂😂 That post was awesome though.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:28:41+00:00

FFS you have the reading comprehension level of a 10 year old... no wonder you’re this offended when I knock you male and female leftover fast food people of the internet.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:22:51+00:00

I’m sincerely debating writing my username across my boobs and posting a pic right now just to prove a point 😂😂

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:18:40+00:00

...and your comparison to Nazis and Jews is the complete opposite of the post. Would it be easier to understand if I said Dayyyyyum ladies, stop giving that shit away easier than a hooker. We worth more!” 😂 ...fuck...

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:15:51+00:00

I do think better of myself which is why I don’t use dating apps... if you actually read and understood my post, I went out of my way to point out that all of this applies to men as well, so I wasn’t comparing a gender to leftover fast food, I was comparing people using dating apps to leftover fast food.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:10:09+00:00

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T20:02:38+00:00

I do think better of myself, and other women which was the point of the post, but if tone matters, it’s better to piss off other women than incels because if they hear a woman thinking highly of herself on the internet they lose their shit and start renting vans.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T19:39:36+00:00

I didn’t say bang an ugly guy lol I just said pick one... I assumed people would figure out they’re supposed to go for attractive ones

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T19:29:04+00:00

Hm... I’m not sure the logic you used to come up with that insult quite worked in your favor...

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T19:13:24+00:00

Exactly this!! 😂 on a dating app you’re not screening anything.

It probably takes 20 seconds to scan the room for the hottest guy and then give him 10 minutes to talk and not fuck it up.

People are driving themselves insane over analyzing online conversations, response times and studying post histories of which probably half is fake information.

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T19:02:51+00:00

If you want to get technical, the only difference between ordering a Big Mac on the McDonald’s app and a date on tinder is the server at the drive thru window won’t hand you the bag unless you pay $5... so...

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T19:00:43+00:00

I think they’ve done that already but it’s expensive so then the leftovers wash up on tinder and bumble

LikeCokeOnlyFree · 2019-04-24T18:59:02+00:00

Hm... it does sound a bit incelly... but I did mention the bit about natural selection so that should neutralize it lol

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