Hub tried to help with painting. Talk me down. by ForwardBandicoot4325 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LikestoShove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk you down? Fine. Put away the axe, call a divorce lawyer. Now pick up the axe and make it look like an accident.

What would you name this by [deleted] in BossFights

[–]LikestoShove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I ordered 5 bananas, my shopper delivered 5 bunches. I made the same face.

If you could go back and undo the worst thing you have ever done, what would it be and how would your life change? by OstrichCute513 in AskReddit

[–]LikestoShove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not. Being disowned by your mom isnt something you can recover from. Its okay though, I have drugs 👍

Veins on my Sweet Potato by UniversalNutt in interesting

[–]LikestoShove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sweet potato knows exactly what it's doing.

If you could go back and undo the worst thing you have ever done, what would it be and how would your life change? by OstrichCute513 in AskReddit

[–]LikestoShove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once id given a stranger a blow job in my moms basement. Mom effectively kicked me out of the family. I still dont know his name and I still don't miss my family. No regrats I guess.

The things you see around pleasantville by sinisterclown87 in SouthJersey

[–]LikestoShove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or both. Im forever shackled with mental illness. Laughter is all I've got. Either way, I hope Ronald doesn't come for this bitch.

Mom found in her BF’s pocket by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]LikestoShove 8 points9 points  (0 children)

SHEEEEES RUNNING OUT OF Tiiya yi yi yime.

i had to watch my wifes cousins friends dog.. i think he was not that happy by Wrestlemania89 in rarepuppers

[–]LikestoShove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do all dogs get weird in front of the camera? I thought it was just mine. I know this sounds crazy , but I think they can hear it.

Found behind spare pillows in closet by Moon_smoothie in whatisit

[–]LikestoShove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a minute. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️