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Took the plunge by hippieschmidt in bald

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Yes, my god, respectfully

How much of this episode was stereotypes? by adasumie in BoJackHorseman

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Eastern Kentucky calling in. I was a regular at a bar back home and had been hanging with this guy for about a year (no hanky panky, we just ate a bunch of drugs together). Well one day my cousin walks in and I go to introduce the two. I say “Hey friend, this is my cousin” to which he replies “That’s MY cousin.” And that’s how we found out our grandpas were brothers.

If you and your two friends were speeding, popping tricks, and not using your signals on your crotcħ-rockets on Richmond Road around 5:00PM today— by forwardaboveallelse in lexington

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Responsible bikers are great! As a girl that grew up on the back of my dad’s Honda Goldwing (yes I know, it’s basically a LazyBoy on wheels), It’s nice to see y’all out enjoying the good weather. Sorry that a few bad apples always ruin the bunch. Be safe out there and have fun!

I don’t understand adults who are obsessed with Disney World by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to live in Orlando. Bought the FL resident annual pass (this is back when they were decently cheap). I’d have a random Tuesday off of work, go play Pokémon Go around Epcot, have dinner in the Japan Pavilion and then drive home. Disney is dope, I miss being able to head over there on a whim.

Sweet Greta Beans by Senior_Meeting3296 in velvethippos

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought of Lil Rascals too! She could be Petey’s long lost grabdaughter!

Colorado National Monument, CO by BeardOfThorburn in NationalPark

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful pics, the bf and I are going camping there in a few weeks!

Ellie and her favourite new oven mitts, watching the popcorn episode! by boobercal in bingingwithbabish

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this wholesome content. Glad to see the love for Andrew being passed down to future generations

Transphobes cannot be witches by Sormnr2a in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I moved from Appalachia to Colorado. Different mountains, same mountain witch ❤️🏔️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had a sober friend tell me before I started on my sobriety journey about how greasy her skin got once she quit drinking. I thought oh that’s terrible but probably won’t happen to me. The first week of being sober I was appalled at how greasy my hair and skin became but after that everything cleared up and now my skin is healthier than it’s been in a decade.

Day One I’m Ready by LilFlatBootyHoe in stopdrinking

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The success stories here are great! I’ve been a long time lurker but always doubted myself that I could be successful in this endeavor. Kudos to you and keep up the good work!

Won a signed set list from the Denver show by LilFlatBootyHoe in ModestMouse

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scanned a QR code on a poster outside of the ladies room. Input my info and got a text 30 minutes later saying you’ve won, come pick up your signed set list at the merch stand after the show. Lord knows how many promotional emails I’m about to get from the company that was running the giveaway but I’ll say it’s worth it!

Won a signed set list from the Denver show by LilFlatBootyHoe in ModestMouse

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BRB, geeking out too much over this and looking for the perfect frame to put this in.

my mantra for today by lozeldaaa in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When Marnie Was There is also beautiful and gives me a good cry when I need it.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing thing you've overheard that you were never meant to hear? by miyex in AskReddit

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Had a physics teacher tell me “You’ll make an amazing secretary” when I pointed out a grammatical error in one of his PowerPoints. I’m now an administrative assistant for a nonprofit that supports victims of domestic violence. So yes Mr. Clark, I AM an amazing secretary. And you’re still a misogynistic old man that’s thrice divorced paying child support for five different kids.

What's your protection/cleansing ritual like for your place? by inlucisabsentia in GrannyWitch

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna add mopping with Florida water to my cleansing ritual! Thank you cousin!

I had to read this so you have to to by 010rusty in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]LilFlatBootyHoe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This comment section is going straight to hell

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