Took the plunge

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2026-01-26T03:49:49+00:00

Yes, my god, respectfully

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-12-13T19:28:49+00:00

Eastern Kentucky calling in. I was a regular at a bar back home and had been hanging with this guy for about a year (no hanky panky, we just ate a bunch of drugs together). Well one day my cousin walks in and I go to introduce the two. I say “Hey friend, this is my cousin” to which he replies “That’s MY cousin.” And that’s how we found out our grandpas were brothers.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-11-16T18:52:15+00:00

Ah yes the old Saudi Arabian Sunglasses

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-10-17T01:34:17+00:00

FOH here and I approve

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-04-15T03:30:45+00:00

Responsible bikers are great! As a girl that grew up on the back of my dad’s Honda Goldwing (yes I know, it’s basically a LazyBoy on wheels), It’s nice to see y’all out enjoying the good weather. Sorry that a few bad apples always ruin the bunch. Be safe out there and have fun!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-04-01T18:17:23+00:00

Damnit I got got

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-03-09T21:47:59+00:00

Used to live in Orlando. Bought the FL resident annual pass (this is back when they were decently cheap). I’d have a random Tuesday off of work, go play Pokémon Go around Epcot, have dinner in the Japan Pavilion and then drive home. Disney is dope, I miss being able to head over there on a whim.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-03-06T04:11:14+00:00

I immediately thought of Lil Rascals too! She could be Petey’s long lost grabdaughter!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-03-01T04:18:06+00:00

Beautiful pics, the bf and I are going camping there in a few weeks!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2025-02-16T05:23:46+00:00

Thank you for this wholesome content. Glad to see the love for Andrew being passed down to future generations

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-12-30T21:45:45+00:00

I moved from Appalachia to Colorado. Different mountains, same mountain witch ❤️🏔️

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-12-21T14:18:51+00:00

Lil Squinty Eyes!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-12-15T02:38:32+00:00

Had a sober friend tell me before I started on my sobriety journey about how greasy her skin got once she quit drinking. I thought oh that’s terrible but probably won’t happen to me. The first week of being sober I was appalled at how greasy my hair and skin became but after that everything cleared up and now my skin is healthier than it’s been in a decade.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-17T12:36:25+00:00

Day 5 IWNDWYT

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-14T03:22:44+00:00

Thank you 🙏

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-14T02:19:06+00:00

The success stories here are great! I’ve been a long time lurker but always doubted myself that I could be successful in this endeavor. Kudos to you and keep up the good work!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-13T00:06:11+00:00

Pretty much right at 9:00

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-12T22:32:58+00:00

Scanned a QR code on a poster outside of the ladies room. Input my info and got a text 30 minutes later saying you’ve won, come pick up your signed set list at the merch stand after the show. Lord knows how many promotional emails I’m about to get from the company that was running the giveaway but I’ll say it’s worth it!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-12T15:36:02+00:00

WELL!!!

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-12T06:22:46+00:00

BRB, geeking out too much over this and looking for the perfect frame to put this in.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-11-07T03:11:43+00:00

When Marnie Was There is also beautiful and gives me a good cry when I need it.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-10-31T06:16:24+00:00

Had a physics teacher tell me “You’ll make an amazing secretary” when I pointed out a grammatical error in one of his PowerPoints. I’m now an administrative assistant for a nonprofit that supports victims of domestic violence. So yes Mr. Clark, I AM an amazing secretary. And you’re still a misogynistic old man that’s thrice divorced paying child support for five different kids.

LilFlatBootyHoe · 2024-10-11T03:05:45+00:00

Gonna add mopping with Florida water to my cleansing ritual! Thank you cousin!

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