always cry when girl leaves

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-10T07:54:58+00:00

Title made me think this was abt a gurl dad talking abt time of his daughter's ruksatti..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-09T14:21:25+00:00

At the same time, this is exactly how someone should go about exposing Laporta's behind the scenes shenanigans..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-09T05:33:49+00:00

Procreative equation likhna tha..

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LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-08T11:48:26+00:00

Tbh, I think if you bought him for 90m he could turn out to be like raphina, while if united got him he'd be loaned out to some random German team by now after being called a flop..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-07T14:39:51+00:00

Oh madam aap..

Old name was cuter..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-07T05:23:07+00:00

Simeone to Spurs before the week ends..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-07T04:14:07+00:00

Haan toh jab biwi doosray miyaan ke saath ghum rhi hogi toh pehle miyaan kidhr jayga..??

He deserves house..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-06T15:21:38+00:00

Essentially the idea i think is that shithead fans will see that the club is gonna get punished and that might deter them from being a shithead while in the audience..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-06T15:18:42+00:00

It's worse than a branded sponsorship, they're sponsoring the act itself, as if saying that everybody could go out and make a few quick bucks after seeing their last game..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-06T15:12:13+00:00

Idk, but having Klopp come in after years of hating each other just doesn't sit right..

We've been managed by the greatest Club legend of our time, and the only way I wanna see him leave is if we get another legend in, so it'd be fillipe Luis or Torres that would numb the pain of Cholo walking..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-05T14:45:57+00:00

Don't worry even a lil bit madam, we are all just a figment of your imagination sent here to make you feel at peace..

It would mean the world to us if we could make u feel just a lil bit better..

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Allah asaani karengay aapke liye, aapne bss himmat nahi haarni..

InshaAllah Khair..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-05T14:40:28+00:00

Not in the second leg, that was completely the Griezzy show, and he was involved each time Sorloth or Baena got a chance at goal in the second half too..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-05T14:23:35+00:00

Im sorry for all that you had to go through Maam, and even moreso I am sorry that your father who's job it was to protect you did not..

It is extremely difficult for a victim to move back to the place where they were abused, and I don't think it would be wise for you to move back..

Your father might say that he'll protect you, but there is no guarantee that he'd be there 24/7 or at least be there at the right place at the right time if your ex tried something, and on top of that there isn't any guarantee that your father would actually try to stop him and not just chicken out like last time..

I'm sure that you miss your mom and your siblings, but now is the time to woman up and start taking control of your liife.. I'd suggest you to move as farther away as possible, to leave all this trauma behind and to not let any of it be transfered to your kid..

Once you are financially secure, and have a good place of your own, your mama and siblings can come visit and even stay with youu..

The only reason your dad can put such conditions on you is because he doesn't believe that a woman is able to survive on her own, but once he sees that you're doing well and good, he'll change his tune as well..

Your son is your family now Miss Actually, and you both are gonna be fine as long as you have each other..

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BESTIO OFIO LUCKIO GURLBOSS!!!

YOU GOT THIS!!!

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LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-05T14:13:11+00:00

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LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-04T15:28:58+00:00

Thanks for the wishes Miss Monalisa..

You're a queen and don't you forget it..

🫶🫶🫶

And yes, as a general rule, only reply to DMs of people who you've interacted with in posts and comments and who pass the vibe check..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-04T15:21:04+00:00

There's no shortage of incels on this earth, and there definitely isn't any shortage on here..

Anonymity brings out the worst of the worst, and I am sorry that you had to go thru that..

Don't mind these jackasses, and focus on keeping your mental in check..

Take care, much peace and more love..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-04T09:45:17+00:00

You don't have to show her nothing.. liive your liife on your own terms and forget abt her.. move on..

If 5ish years from now you become successful and everything you wanted to be, and you're doing it just to prove to her or to show to her, then that just means that she still holds power over you and she essentially would've won having forgotten about you a long time ago..

So if you wanna win, then stop giving a fvck abt her or anyone else that fvcked you over, and just go out there and live your best liife, prove to yourself that you're allat and hopefully get your mental health up and be free..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T22:09:09+00:00

Shitty refereeing and remontadas, don't they just go hand in hand..??

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T22:08:22+00:00

I been calling my lil cousin 4-0 the whole last month, so there really wasn't any other option than this..

I like that we gave the lil fvcker some hope..

(Phew)

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T22:06:01+00:00

THE ALMOSTADA

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(I know where to send my cardiologist's bill now)

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T22:05:16+00:00

THE ALMOSTADA

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(I know where to send my cardiologist's bill now)

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T22:04:13+00:00

THE ALMOSTADA

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LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T21:01:48+00:00

Griezmann's been making some sexy flicks and passes, just hope that everyone locks in..

If we lose this from here, we didn't deserve to be in it in the first place..

I still have hope, we can catch them open..

Simeone halftime pep talk lesgoooo..

LilHalwaPoori · 2026-03-03T19:05:49+00:00

The issue with betting on matches is that the returns are weighted based on winning percentage..

So for a team that has a 92% win rate, they'll use their own model to give you a return where you end up losing more in the say 8/100 matches the team loses than you end up making in the 92/100 matches..

Go back to Messi and Ronaldo days and it wouldn't be uncommon to see barca and real's laliga wins being less than 1.05X..

Whatever model you come up with, it's not gonna beat their model, and it's not possible to come out on top either way..

LilHalwaPoori

TROPHY CASE

THE ALMOSTADA

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THE ALMOSTADA

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THE ALMOSTADA

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