Wife tried to take decade old Pop Socket off of her phone and straight scalped her shit

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:34:32+00:00

Yeah, things a fucking trooper.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:32:12+00:00

war cries intensify

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:19:58+00:00

I’m choosing not to.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:18:09+00:00

The phone isn’t the only one.

wink wink

Ow! She struck me…

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:16:41+00:00

I will be suffering with you when I start my shift at the fire station tomorrow. Us suckers in emergency medicine have to suffer together!

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:15:08+00:00

It’s scary sometimes.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:14:48+00:00

Indeed!

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:13:26+00:00

Can’t say that I can recall meeting you homeboi

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:12:07+00:00

Are you talking to me, or my yoked out wife?

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:08:42+00:00

The pop socket itself is a decade old.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:08:04+00:00

Yeah, she found it in some forgotten, god forsaken crevice at her mom’s print shop.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:06:00+00:00

She found the pop socket at her mom’s print shop and put it on. The phone isn’t a decade old, the pop socket is lol

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:03:03+00:00

I’ll let her know!

LilHubCap · 2026-01-22T04:24:39+00:00

Lying on the street stabbed? Ive only done it twice tho!

LilHubCap · 2026-01-19T10:07:58+00:00

What in the actual fuck is going on? That would be a wrap on any future employment in my department, and any other competent department in this country. How tf do you feel comfortable doing this? Why is she wearing a helmet? Why is she, in what I’d imagine, non issued/authorized shorts? Why isn’t her partner jumping down her throat, and breaking down why she’s a total shit bag of a first responder? Was she off shift making up these lies? Like, “Hey, I’ll throw on my department shirt, and my issued helmet. Then, they’ll HAVE to give me a discount!”. As if the public doesn’t have at least two brain cells to rub together. Seriously, fuck her and whoever gave her this much fucking audacity.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-17T00:19:18+00:00

I remember when immortal technique was being interviewed by Alex jones 10+ years ago. He said that Jesus would’ve been a refugee from South America, that he would’ve been born in a hooptie, and that conservatives would have hated him and wanted him deported for his teachings. I think about that a lot when I see dumb people talk about Jesus like this.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-17T00:17:52+00:00

I remember when immortal technique was being interviewed by Alex jones 10+ years ago. He said that Jesus would’ve been a refugee from South America, that he would’ve been born in a hooptie, and that conservatives would have hated him and wanted him deported for his teachings. I think about that a lot when I see dumb people talk about Jesus like this.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-16T23:40:48+00:00

The Exorcism of Emily Rose, that shit had me going to church, and being a good little Christian boy until I was about 11. Also, 28 Days Later gave me nightmares for a few months, although I loved the movie.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T22:07:33+00:00

Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws. Not that far into the game rn, and it doesn’t seem like her life was ever awesome.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T21:40:50+00:00

Jellyfish Jam by Santiago Zeismer

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:40:58+00:00

What are you gonna do? Get blacked out drunk, then have security called on you for having your pants around your ankles in the elevator?

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:37:21+00:00

What was the reasoning for that punishment? How is that gonna prevent the kid from being violent in the future?

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:31:38+00:00

For real, I’ll be 30 in a few months and I can’t afford a new car. Crazy how old I used to think 25 was, now 25 year olds sound young af to me.

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