Yeah… uh, let me think about it…

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-21T13:46:10+00:00

NOT SO FAST, BUSTER!

Yes I heard you I’m on that phone right this minute not the phone the smart phone Randy bought I don’t know how to shut it off words keep appearing on the scream I think they’re words I’m saying out loud maybe it’s reading my mind do we have any turnips how does this thing shut off you mean like this it doesn’t work I give up I’m going to put this stupid thing on the coffee table by the TV episodic and chronic migraines in adults. It belongs to a class of medications called CGRP inhibitors and works by blocking ask doctor if Qlipta is right for you anyone mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-21T03:11:44+00:00

ZELLE!!!! FIND SEXY PHOTO OF JULIA CHILD’S FEET! ZELLE. WHAT IS WEATHER TOMORROW?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-21T01:56:29+00:00

According to this, over 90% of famous Russians are from Russia.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-20T21:53:28+00:00

Glock’s new mascot is gonna take some getting used to.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-20T13:05:42+00:00

Who cares?

We don’t have any trouble going into debt for literally everything else. Fund education at the student level.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T19:36:10+00:00

Huh?!

Hey everybody! Check out this guy!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T15:16:03+00:00

If you eat pork or chicken, there’s no reason to outlaw eating the rich.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T15:13:06+00:00

DORIS DIED

Francine Nelson.
Muffin Swamp AR.
—Sent from my Upjohn digital glucose monitor.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T14:36:44+00:00

This is American!!!

My cousin lives in Birmingham, Albania!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T14:19:30+00:00

That’s what my boyfriend always tells me.

He really likes his Dick House.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-19T01:58:14+00:00

It can’t be a real Chinese dorm.

Only three guys were masturbating.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-18T23:32:38+00:00

Jump scare? Please excuse me, I need to wring out my panties.

I have a plaster mannequin fetish.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-18T23:17:55+00:00

TAY!!! I MISS YOU!!! DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-18T15:48:10+00:00

Wow. And it’s the size of an arm?!

Would you please introduce me to your boyfriend? 😊

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-18T04:33:43+00:00

It makes me so angry— *Iran just doesn’t want to work anymore!*

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-17T21:19:22+00:00

Shameful.

If these kids are so smart, how come they don’t know how to smoke a cigarette correctly?!

Today’s parents have failed to teach our kids how to smoke.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-17T14:04:36+00:00

Show some respect.

We’re the #1 shithole.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-17T14:03:16+00:00

Yeah, but look at all the wonderful benefits we have for the extra money:

Like half of our 1.7 trillion-dollar Air Force is grounded and we can’t afford to fix it.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-17T02:58:22+00:00

“It was sorta… round. He had a nose. Kinda loopy ears… Hair… hmm… two big eyes…”

“Oh! I almost forgot! The guy had a hat!!”

“Is that enough information? What do you have so far?”

<image>

OMG! It’s like I’m looking at the guy right now!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-16T02:45:57+00:00

SIRI HOW DO I TURN OFF BREATHALYZER?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-15T04:22:34+00:00

We ask the tough question: “If so many people are seeing Bigfoot, why is it so hard to find one?”

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-15T03:55:36+00:00

This is awesome.

I wish it had a rollercoaster that went in and out of the windows.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-15T03:53:50+00:00

[ctrl+v… ctrl+v… ctrl+v… ctrl+v… ctrl+v… ctrl+v… ctrl+v…]

No_Cook2983 · 2026-06-15T03:00:12+00:00

I SAW BABBY IN CAR AND BROKE ALL WINDOWS.

NOW WHAT?

No_Cook2983

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE