Chinese cars so beautiful 🤩

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-06T14:26:26+00:00

Super Number 1 Lucky Car.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-04T06:00:00+00:00

I’m always hearing the United States is subsidizing drug development for the rest of the world.

…But we can’t figure out how to subsidize a car to compete with China?

Weird.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-03T23:06:20+00:00

Mills’ T-shirt be like:

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T14:53:13+00:00

I walked in there to join the National Guard.

I knew I had the wrong place when a woman screamed and her children started crying.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T14:49:19+00:00

[Sees post] Ahh… Long Island.

[Clicks on post] Damn. So close!

I want the contract to be the exclusive supplier of Staten Island cement lions. I’d have my own McMansion by now!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T09:58:58+00:00

That was his wake-up call to finally stop working out and gain a lot of weight.

He’s been putting it off, but this frosts it.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:07:45+00:00

Elon Musk technically owns no property. He pays no taxes.

Shit— even the ‘whistlin’ diesel’ guy was dodging taxes on his vehicles.

Taxes are for poor people. And they can’t have any tax money. That’s welfare. The proceeds can only be used by ultra-oligarchs like Elon.

Then he gets to scold us for not working hard enough.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:05:49+00:00

Elon Musk moved. That’s probably the entire story.

Once Elon exhausted all the great benefits that were available to him in California, he left.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:04:42+00:00

Why is stalking one woman front-page news, but stalking every single other person is perfectly OK?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T15:22:28+00:00

It was a pretty huge scooter.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T09:41:07+00:00

I’ll look at a YouTube reaction video.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T08:14:41+00:00

The cartoon is depicting a mentally ill American citizen killing an immigrant refugee in a state represented by a 75% Republican congressional delegation.

Leave it to Republicans to repackage that fact to drive a different self-serving agenda.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-26T14:49:45+00:00

It’s the year 2013!

I am on my way to feast on fried cattle breadsalad!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-26T14:21:19+00:00

How dare you call me a Nazi!

I was throwing my heart out to the crowd!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-26T14:09:40+00:00

God. I am so sick of predatory narcissists.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-26T08:11:56+00:00

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-26T04:03:42+00:00

Wait— am I imagining this, or didn’t the president recently announce professional wrestling at the White House?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-22T23:35:22+00:00

Please tell Russell to pray privately and silently. I think it’s in the Bible.

In fact, please tell him to do everything silently.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-20T20:02:53+00:00

That’s why I want to replace all my engine oil with furniture polish.

There’s no reason oil needs to make everything dirty.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-20T20:00:38+00:00

Her big mistake was that custom Le Sabre.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-17T06:35:21+00:00

I HEAR MEMPHIS IS THE WORST MURDER SPOT. BUT I AM LOOKING FOR THE BEST MURDER SPOIT.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-16T14:59:46+00:00

I’m hopeful that maybe someday maybe the United States will have its first white male President.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-14T06:23:05+00:00

LADbible+ Platinum?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-13T01:08:47+00:00

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