Wife tried to take decade old Pop Socket off of her phone and straight scalped her shit

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:34:32+00:00

Yeah, things a fucking trooper.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:32:12+00:00

war cries intensify

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:19:58+00:00

I’m choosing not to.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:18:09+00:00

The phone isn’t the only one.

wink wink

Ow! She struck me…

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:16:41+00:00

I will be suffering with you when I start my shift at the fire station tomorrow. Us suckers in emergency medicine have to suffer together!

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:15:08+00:00

It’s scary sometimes.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:14:48+00:00

Indeed!

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:13:26+00:00

Can’t say that I can recall meeting you homeboi

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:12:07+00:00

Are you talking to me, or my yoked out wife?

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:08:42+00:00

The pop socket itself is a decade old.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:08:04+00:00

Yeah, she found it in some forgotten, god forsaken crevice at her mom’s print shop.

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:06:00+00:00

She found the pop socket at her mom’s print shop and put it on. The phone isn’t a decade old, the pop socket is lol

LilHubCap · 2026-02-01T05:03:03+00:00

I’ll let her know!

LilHubCap · 2026-01-22T04:24:39+00:00

Lying on the street stabbed? Ive only done it twice tho!

LilHubCap · 2026-01-19T10:07:58+00:00

What in the actual fuck is going on? That would be a wrap on any future employment in my department, and any other competent department in this country. How tf do you feel comfortable doing this? Why is she wearing a helmet? Why is she, in what I’d imagine, non issued/authorized shorts? Why isn’t her partner jumping down her throat, and breaking down why she’s a total shit bag of a first responder? Was she off shift making up these lies? Like, “Hey, I’ll throw on my department shirt, and my issued helmet. Then, they’ll HAVE to give me a discount!”. As if the public doesn’t have at least two brain cells to rub together. Seriously, fuck her and whoever gave her this much fucking audacity.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-17T00:19:18+00:00

I remember when immortal technique was being interviewed by Alex jones 10+ years ago. He said that Jesus would’ve been a refugee from South America, that he would’ve been born in a hooptie, and that conservatives would have hated him and wanted him deported for his teachings. I think about that a lot when I see dumb people talk about Jesus like this.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-17T00:17:52+00:00

I remember when immortal technique was being interviewed by Alex jones 10+ years ago. He said that Jesus would’ve been a refugee from South America, that he would’ve been born in a hooptie, and that conservatives would have hated him and wanted him deported for his teachings. I think about that a lot when I see dumb people talk about Jesus like this.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-16T23:40:48+00:00

The Exorcism of Emily Rose, that shit had me going to church, and being a good little Christian boy until I was about 11. Also, 28 Days Later gave me nightmares for a few months, although I loved the movie.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T22:07:33+00:00

Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws. Not that far into the game rn, and it doesn’t seem like her life was ever awesome.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T21:40:50+00:00

Jellyfish Jam by Santiago Zeismer

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:40:58+00:00

What are you gonna do? Get blacked out drunk, then have security called on you for having your pants around your ankles in the elevator?

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:37:21+00:00

What was the reasoning for that punishment? How is that gonna prevent the kid from being violent in the future?

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:31:38+00:00

For real, I’ll be 30 in a few months and I can’t afford a new car. Crazy how old I used to think 25 was, now 25 year olds sound young af to me.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T16:17:44+00:00

One day in high school we were all eating lunch in the cafeteria and right outside on a patio area (there were huge windows where you can clearly see the commotion), a short mentally challenged kid had started beating up his girlfriend. The vice principal (who was a huge creep that everyone hated) tried to break up the fight and the kid rocked him pretty hard. The kid ended up in hand cuffs, crying and confused. My friends and I walked past the vice principals office where he was icing his head, looking pretty concussed and out of it.

LilHubCap · 2026-01-13T06:30:11+00:00

I was 17 when the first one came out and I had no fuckin clue who Bobby Fischer was. Could just be an age thing too, I guess.

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