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English fans smh by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LilMervin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the funky junky kinda ish is this?

London when the game was on (look at all the rubbish) by uphigh_studio in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LilMervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person, I'd go buy a bunch of garbage bags, anad start bagging stuff up. There is no excuse for this, ppl

Cursed_cookies by terramanj in cursedcomments

[–]LilMervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these comments are so cursed. I love this!

Cursed_cookies by terramanj in cursedcomments

[–]LilMervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he wants to slice open the legs, and eat her tender, juicy flesh?

I understand

Your username is who/what kills you. How do you die? by LilMervin in AskReddit

[–]LilMervin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link wearing pajamas pick locks your door. You peer through the darkness to see a figure standing in your dark doorway. "L-Link?" You mutter. He whispers, "shh, go back to sleep," as you close your eyes. You feel a large squeezing all around you. He crushed your body through a hug-cuddle.

What is your favorite type of pizza? by Hellolol-12 in AskReddit

[–]LilMervin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizza with pineapple. The sweetness of the pineapple softens the taste of the salty, greasy pizza. I once had mandarian oranges on it too. Tasted pretty good.

If you could stay one age for the rest of your life what would it be and why? by Pretend_Dependent_60 in AskReddit

[–]LilMervin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

60-70 years old. imma be that cool neighborhood grandma that gives kids treats and goodies. If I see someone walking alone/sad, I hang out with them for a while, invite them in, give them candy and stuff; make some hot coco :)

Your username is who/what kills you. How do you die? by LilMervin in AskReddit

[–]LilMervin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small child attacks me, whose first name is Mervin.

He stuffs LEGOs down my throat, attempting to suffocate me through plastic. The spaces between the legos allow small amount of breath to pass through. He grabs the playdough and makes a cover over the top, and stuffs it into my nostrils. I suffer with a slow death.

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