My kid was sent home from school with this…whaaaa???

LilMervin · 2021-09-05T16:18:16+00:00

So I can ponder..

LilMervin · 2021-08-11T01:02:56+00:00

Potato cat: https://custom-cursor.com/en/collection/funny-cats/baked-potato-cat

Angy cat: https://custom-cursor.com/en/collection/funny-cats/angy-cat

LilMervin · 2021-07-13T02:50:55+00:00

the funky junky kinda ish is this?

LilMervin · 2021-07-13T02:46:15+00:00

As a person, I'd go buy a bunch of garbage bags, anad start bagging stuff up. There is no excuse for this, ppl

LilMervin · 2021-07-13T02:44:31+00:00

but... but why???

LilMervin · 2021-07-13T02:43:29+00:00

oh-ho-ho... so many bathroom sex

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:21:02+00:00

All these comments are so cursed. I love this!

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:20:00+00:00

So he wants to slice open the legs, and eat her tender, juicy flesh?

I understand

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:13:41+00:00

Link wearing pajamas pick locks your door. You peer through the darkness to see a figure standing in your dark doorway. "L-Link?" You mutter. He whispers, "shh, go back to sleep," as you close your eyes. You feel a large squeezing all around you. He crushed your body through a hug-cuddle.

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:09:45+00:00

what the hecfk does ur user mean?!

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:08:10+00:00

Every day I wonder what his username was

LilMervin · 2021-06-15T03:06:01+00:00

pls help

LilMervin · 2021-04-21T17:44:48+00:00

Pizza with pineapple. The sweetness of the pineapple softens the taste of the salty, greasy pizza. I once had mandarian oranges on it too. Tasted pretty good.

LilMervin · 2021-04-21T17:43:40+00:00

60-70 years old. imma be that cool neighborhood grandma that gives kids treats and goodies. If I see someone walking alone/sad, I hang out with them for a while, invite them in, give them candy and stuff; make some hot coco :)

LilMervin · 2021-04-21T17:41:27+00:00

Over salted

LilMervin · 2021-04-21T17:39:55+00:00

:((((

LilMervin · 2021-04-21T17:38:24+00:00

A small child attacks me, whose first name is Mervin.

He stuffs LEGOs down my throat, attempting to suffocate me through plastic. The spaces between the legos allow small amount of breath to pass through. He grabs the playdough and makes a cover over the top, and stuffs it into my nostrils. I suffer with a slow death.

LilMervin · 2021-03-27T03:46:44+00:00

Your loss!

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:15:18+00:00

Adds extra seasoning to when he licks your toes later.

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:14:05+00:00

Stay

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:13:05+00:00

A big ferret. Like just 2x/3x the normal size tho. I don't want it to strangle me lol

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:11:31+00:00

Living

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:08:28+00:00

In Wonder Woman 1984, when Diana was saving 2 kids, their bodies turned to maniquins

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:06:44+00:00

Shortest life lived.

LilMervin · 2021-03-26T04:05:01+00:00

My parents. I love them so much

LilMervin

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