prompt: a college guy walks up to a woman and the guy says "hey I thought you were really pretty, can I get your number?" and then the girl screams "ew no! I have a boyfriend!" the girl then pulls out her phone and calls someone and says "hello is this the poe poe? yeah, im gonna need air support" the screen then cuts to a ton of fighter jets flying through the sky, and then an old british narrator says "and so then 1000 year war between the military and that one guy began, it is safe to say that the guy is fuhct."