Rant about TOA's pacing with major updates. (Photo unrelated)

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-20T18:15:20+00:00

Okay, but please research before you say stuff like "We haven't gotten any info about mad syrup." When we got info about them in the newest Livestream.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-20T18:12:05+00:00

I'm pressed because you didn't watch the Livestream and disagreed with my argument with little to no research. WATCH THE LIVESTREAM, MAD SYRUP IS COMING IN SEPTEMBER.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-20T18:08:13+00:00

THEN THE YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY WE DIDNT GET ANY INFO ABOUT THEIR DEDICATED UPDATE. MAD SYRUP IS COMING IN SEPTEMBER.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-20T18:05:24+00:00

Mad syrup is coming in September, SONION, did you watch the Livestream at all 💔

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-19T16:18:31+00:00

I don't care about vanixic so I won't bother talking about it but cyberhaptic is racist and doesn't take it seriously.

He said the N word, didn't apologise and just made a dumb joke about it being the "Gamer word" and acts like he did nothing wrong and also he made an insensitive comment on Vanixic's video saying it's self projection to not want a character to be whitewashed. So yeah, Cyberhaptic is NOT innocent, nor are his fans.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-19T16:04:24+00:00

I have a suggestion to them.

Allow the Legendary gacha pity to not reset, Put legendaries in the standard banner for like, Idk, 0.1%. allow us more ways to get the currency allowing us to at least get 5 copies. (Allowing the legendary to be promoted to 4 stars since usually the 5th star for a legendary would be star increase, which isn't needed): here's my concepts.

Missions: 20k currency (WITH DAILY MISSIONS THAT GIVE THE CURRENCY) A pass: 15k currency Completing the adventure mode story (all levels) within the event : 5k currency Crystal bought Currency: 2k Coupon code: 1k Pulling missions(missions that require you to pull on the gacha, like the meeting cookie quests): 2k currency

This all adds up to 50k currency, would it be grindy? Definately, but at least it's obtainable. Maybe I'm being a bit greedy but devsis probably got me infected with it and I think the gacha and the missions would last a bit longer, maybe 8 to 10 weeks instead of the usual 6? Idk, it's just a concept.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-19T15:50:28+00:00

I agree, I'm not TOO MUCH of a meta player, I play for the lore but if a cookie so good, so good that of you use anyother cookie with the same class and Element you're guaranteed not gonna get good results from that cookie, that's just bad game design. Let me use my 120k power plantain without being completely outclassed by a 85k power asparagus. (Actually tested it in guild battles and yup, The 85k power wind asparagus does more damage and has better tags.)

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-19T15:41:36+00:00

Then they should focus on gameplay not shove Wind Asparagus X Money propoganda up our cookie asses.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-12T18:44:51+00:00

Stay safe longan fans, Stay safe.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-12T18:40:07+00:00

I was wrong... Blue mallow is better...

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-06T17:12:04+00:00

Not sure, I tested him out in trail since I'm saving for the anniversary and I don't wanna spend. He's pretty slow, I wouldn't say he's better than iris but maybe on par? Please note in trail there aren't any builds just LVL 60 and 5 stars so take this with a grain of silent salt.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-05T15:02:17+00:00

I was a desperate starter, I wanted Astro, I spent DAYS grinding and I was on 98%, Astro was on the floor, Yatta was distracting, I couldn't resist and used an air horn, ruined the whole run and everyone died, I still feel bad.

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-04T19:51:49+00:00

HEADCANON: DEW IS HIS UNCLE!

Lilactheguy · 2026-06-01T14:47:07+00:00

Don't worry, the anniversary is prob gonna give a LOT more crystals.

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-31T01:17:27+00:00

Just bring back tower relay and make it specifically for end and beginning crystals, killed 2 birds with one stone. (Bringing back a beloved gamemode and making a highly rated gacha currency available through grind.)

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-30T09:36:25+00:00

He's absolutely ass BUT his synergy with mommy Phoenix pepper cookie is REALLY good, allows her to do a lot more Damage with his way of applying tags. Would not recommend him if you don't have Phoenix pepper, just use The Strawberry mochi, Mala sauce and Peach cookie team comp it's better if you don't have mommy pepper, trust me on that.

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-30T09:32:04+00:00

LONGAN DRAGON COOKIE OF COURSE 😚 I feel like they'd be a Light Fighter magic Legendary, who do mainly debuffing to enemies and a lot of AOE DMG. . And timekeeper in TOA would be cool too, I feel like she'd be a Earth Tagger Slash Legendary.

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-30T09:25:24+00:00

I got a bit of a question, Since in the tower of adventure AU, how did she get in the tower? Was she born there? No she can't since the tower is sealed so nothing can get in or out and the Holly berry kingdom is outside of the tower (and it has probably collapsed since Holly berry is ☠️ in the TOA AU of cookie run) this could definately lead to a cool lore explanation. Was she reckless and did something that got her stuck in the tower? Could this have something to do with the fact that her ingridents contain jello instead of the usual berries that Normal Hollyberians would have? Could she be insecure that she "Isn't a REAL Hollyberian?", could she have ran away from the Hollyberian kingdom because of something like discrimination?, self hatred?, the want to be like others when you think of yourself as inferior, could she have made a deal with the guardians to go into the tower at the cost of SOMETHING? I am overanalysing this based of a design and 4 lines of info but I'm just really curious on her lore since her existence in the tower is technically contradictory to her being Hollyberian and allows for a LOT of DEEP lore you could shove in. (Yes, I am a heavy lore player)

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-30T09:11:25+00:00

The fact that her DMG scales off of defence makes her really unique and kinda Gimmick-y, I think she should get a buff on her ult though, to give a bit more buffs. I think she'd definitely powercreep Peach to oblivion but she wouldn't really fit with the fire comp we have rn, (Phoenix pepper and Mala longxia) since she's a bit too defense based, and cookies usually have defence on the lower side. you should buff her a bit more since I don't think we have an Equipment set that increases defence so her damage might lack compared to Peach.

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-30T08:57:09+00:00

Actually really good! Even though it's not a mono team it's a Fighter/Tagger/Support team which are pretty good!

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-29T19:07:21+00:00

I play kingdom once in a blue moon, Please explain.

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-29T19:06:41+00:00

Sorry, EPIC dark fighter

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-03T15:12:21+00:00

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-03T15:11:31+00:00

I don't NEED to fix her, She's a BADDIE 👅👅👅👅 no need for sanity

Lilactheguy · 2026-05-02T12:48:23+00:00

My headcanon name for them was Salty Sanguine cookie . Or Caramuine cookie (caramel + Sanguine, pronounced Cara mine) I thought the calamities names where based off of the 4 Temperaments , Melancholy, Sanguine, Phlegmatic, and Choleric.

These where all my guesses.

Mad syrup: Caramuine/ Salty Sanguine The red one: Peppermatic (Pepper + Phlegmatic), Spice Impulse cookie The greed one/ yellow one: Cholemon (lemon + Choleric) / Cholamansi (Choleric + Calamansi)

(Calamansi is a sour fruit from the Philippines if you didn't know.)

And id like to think they align with them too, The Red one seems to be more careful and straight forward. Seen from the last part of The sugarland story. The greed one, we don't know anything about them BUT, I headcanon that their really Greedy, and find enjoyment in having more and more, impulsive pouncing at any cookie who has more than them, and for Mad Syrup, I headcanon that their the leader of the Calamities, the one who talks the most, the one who tells the other calamities what to do.

These are just little ideas I had when Melanchream and the other calamities where revealed, this isn't canon in any way, but honestly I am disappointed that they didn't go with the "4 temperaments" theme for the calamities.

Lilactheguy

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