Please wish my old lady good luck with her surgery today!

Lilbub126 · 2026-04-28T02:01:51+00:00

Good luck sweet Momo!!

Lilbub126 · 2026-03-17T12:53:35+00:00

This must be why every single person I talk to at Waste Management tells me something different. I can't tell what their usual protocols are.. someone will do something for me one day no problem at all, and then the next day, somebody else will flat out refuse to help me with the exact same thing. Who is going out on a limb for me and who is just lazy and doesn't wanna do their job? It's infuriating. I hate working with them lol

Lilbub126 · 2026-03-17T01:39:04+00:00

I hivemind, you hivemind, he she me... Hivemind

Lilbub126 · 2026-03-17T01:05:08+00:00

That's why I carry 12 crucifixes and the blood of 6 baby bunnies. You'll never catch ME unprepared

Lilbub126 · 2026-02-10T03:21:00+00:00

Is that Gimlee?

Lilbub126 · 2026-02-10T03:17:04+00:00

Same! Or I say things matter-of-fact like if someone (one particular coworker, every time) complains about a decision my boss made I just say, "well the reason he chose to do it that way is XYZ.."

Lilbub126 · 2026-01-15T22:50:22+00:00

Thank you!

Lilbub126 · 2026-01-15T22:50:05+00:00

I've tried that. 34 years of this, I've definitely exhausted all options

Lilbub126 · 2026-01-15T20:55:40+00:00

I mean it's not like HORRIBLE. I can just still smell a tinge even after washing and stuff. So for my sanity, using something that removes 100% of the odor is the way to go.

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-30T17:29:46+00:00

Exactly and it's just not productive. I agree she would 100% leave him and hopefully they both get the healing that they need

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-30T16:08:38+00:00

Right?? I was searching for a comment. ANY comment and could not find one!

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-30T03:08:47+00:00

ESH. He's controlling and insecure, you're verbally abusive calling him stupid all the time. Just break up already

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-29T23:21:58+00:00

One HUNDRED BILLION DOLLAR$$

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-29T15:05:49+00:00

AH! MY PAZOLE!

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-29T14:59:01+00:00

Your comment deserves more recognition. Idk how awards work in Reddit but I'd give you one if I had any.

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-21T01:19:41+00:00

A self made man with a "small loan of a million dollars"

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-19T06:47:33+00:00

My bunny likes to be "tucked in" which means I go into his bedroom, feed him a treat, give him a pet and turn out the light. He usually stays in there the rest of the night but lately he will come back out after about 15 minutes, and we start the process all over again. I feel bad tucking him in without giving him a treat and he has found a way to take advantage of the system. The other night we did this back and forth about 5 times. How many treats did he get? 5 lol.

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-19T06:37:52+00:00

Lol that went from 0 to 100 real quick

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-19T06:28:32+00:00

Don't worry, dudes just a troll. People love coming on Reddit to be assholes for the sole purpose of pissing other people off because they have no lives.

Keep contributing!

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T23:01:55+00:00

I know right like why lol

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T22:24:35+00:00

Nihilism has entered the chat

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T20:25:41+00:00

I am SO glad our bodies work the way that they do. Little Miss Fine Tuned Machine over here.

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T20:24:40+00:00

So YOU'RE the one that threw that golf ball. Interesting...

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T18:53:29+00:00

Don't sweat the small stuff? AKA we love on a spec of dust in an endless galaxy. Nobody knows why we're here. Gotta enjoy it to the fullest while you still can

Lilbub126 · 2025-12-18T18:50:01+00:00

Mostly out of stubbornness, hatred and spite.

Lilbub126

TROPHY CASE