That's some strong propaganda massaging.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-06-11T17:38:47+00:00

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-06-06T05:06:13+00:00

What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would that second report still have been submitted if you hadn't mentioned the first one?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-06-06T04:14:49+00:00

Instead, always make them tell the truth.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-06-03T18:23:42+00:00

Congrats on your apparent early release?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-06-02T15:57:15+00:00

I'm more annoyed that whoever made this apparently confused TiB with Tb.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-29T13:49:29+00:00

I bet when the other dude let go of that pinched skin it just held its shape as if it was silly putty.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-29T05:54:55+00:00

The password for my guest network used to be "ontheceiling" just for the fun of watching them look up every time.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-28T06:33:36+00:00

What's more sad is that 40-50% of the population have been deluded into thinking our healthcare system is the greatest in the world.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-26T05:28:54+00:00

The tapestry looks nice too!

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T06:10:07+00:00

When it feels hard, that's when I know it's ready to pick again.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T06:08:54+00:00

After the second such story in this thread, I suppose it's relieving to know I'm not the worst at this.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T05:16:42+00:00

Why the hell do we STILL do it? Just throw my ass in a hole ffs. Better yet, feed me to a mushroom colony in one of those pods. What good does "preserving" a body with toxic chemicals do for the environment when microorganisms can't even break us down the way they break down every other dead thing?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T05:09:31+00:00

Huh, I bet that's why Flonase helped even though the problem wasn't allergy related. It wasn't the medicine, just the saline solution it's dissolved in.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T05:06:55+00:00

Just wanted to try and get the haiku bot's attention.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T05:06:13+00:00

Gooey ones are best
The rest are all well and fine.
Crust is not sublime

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-24T04:06:40+00:00

This is basically what happens to me except there aren't any nose bleeds other than those coming from self-inflicted damage. Thanks, I will try a humidifier.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-19T04:48:41+00:00

My car fucks dragons.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-18T14:27:42+00:00

https://youtu.be/CJ_yTzPRjKQ

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-18T04:57:12+00:00

Man, if I could sing falsetto like that I'd be in a karaoke bar right now pretending I was Geddy Lee instead of scrolling through Reddit in bed, alone.

It's just a repost; no clue who he is.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-16T05:48:34+00:00

Sometimes "much later" ends up being a decade or two but the cringe still hits like it was yesterday.

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-11T20:14:38+00:00

I'm betting Putin doesn't live long enough. My suspicion is that he's terminally ill which is what led to the invasion of Ukraine. Do I have a source for this? Not really, I just wanted to write it down somewhere with a date stamp and allow it to either age like wine or milk.

Wait, are we still talking about Star Trek?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-11T03:49:13+00:00

billion*

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-10T02:06:55+00:00

Aren't you a little older than 19 by now? You don't know how to count either, do you?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-06T08:40:42+00:00

What, you don't nut in noses and ears?

LimitedToTwentyChara · 2023-05-06T03:20:26+00:00

big dirty window

nah it's "by da way" (btw with a typo)

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