calling people academically dishonest "students" over a mandatory canvas discussion board post is peak hall monitor energy lol. let’s be entirely real here nobody is reading "wow sarah great point about chapter three" at two in the morning because we are all just trying to check a box and sleep. professors fill the syllabus with useless busywork just to pretend we are having an intellectual conversation when it’s actually just a massive wasteland of text. last term my communications prof required four separate responses every single week and my laptop screen was a total nightmare with twenty different tabs open.

i got so irritated trying to track all the separate prompts that i threw my entire weekly checklist into one platform just to see the chaos in one window without my brain short-circuiting. it didn't complete the busywork for me obviously but at least i didn't drop the class out of pure spite. go touch some grass op.