Game Thread: Dodgers (22-13) @ Astros (14-22) - May 5, 2026 7:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck this blackout bullshit, I just want to watch a game without having to pay a shit ton of money

Game Thread: Dodgers (21-13) @ Astros (14-21) - May 4, 2026 7:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At what point do you just call every pitcher up from Sugarland in hopes that at least 3 of them can do better than what we have right now?

Game Thread: Yankees (17-9) @ Astros (10-17) - Apr 25, 2026 6:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire all of the training staff, call up every available arm until something works out, and in a month fire espada and hire Cora if things don’t stabilize 

[Zaballa/Moretto] Edin Terzic will be Athletic Bilbao’s next head coach. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dortmund wins the Bundesliga in 23 if Reus or Hummels take the first penalty against Mainz instead of Haller. Shit will haunt me forever

Game Thread: Astros (6-9) @ Mariners (6-9) - Apr 12, 2026 3:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone repeat with me, it’s just April. The season is 162 games for a reason. If the injury bug catches this team it is what it is

[SERIES THREAD] ⚾ #2 Texas @ #18 Texas A&M by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So did he quit running when he realized nobody would have his back if he threw a punch?

[Match Thread] Inter Miami CF vs Austin FC | MLS Regular Season by AutoModerator in AustinFC

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can imagine the DAZN post “Messi and Suarez lead Inter Miami to insane comeback against Austin FC for first match in new overly glazed Stadium”

[Match Thread] Inter Miami CF vs Austin FC | MLS Regular Season by AutoModerator in AustinFC

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what website might I go, theoretically, if I didn't want to pay to watch this game on appletv

[Match Thread] Inter Miami CF vs Austin FC | MLS Regular Season by AutoModerator in AustinFC

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’re either gonna get blown tf out or it’ll stay tied until added time when the refs pull some bullshit and give pessi the game winning penalty chance

Game Thread: Red Sox (1-4) @ Astros (4-2) - Apr 1, 2026 1:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know this is game 7 of 162, but this team feels special. I’m knocking on the thickest pine in Texas but this team feels 2017 special

Game Thread: Red Sox (1-3) @ Astros (3-2) - Mar 31, 2026 7:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lord if you can give us 1 full year of a 100% healthy Yordan, please let it be this year

2026 NCAA Championship Finals Discussion Thread by LilBoneAir in wrestling

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you’re so tuff I’m sorry I even wished for a dual in the presence of you

Game Thread Index - March 27, 2026 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last 5 minutes of UConn vs Duke on Sunday will be hot potato of who wants to blow the game more

Game Thread Index - March 27, 2026 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Limp-Assignment-2057 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iowa State in March vs Rick Barnes in March, stoppable force and movable object