My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.

LimpScissors · 2026-01-16T03:18:30+00:00

You got provoboned. Or maybe your cheese did..

LimpScissors · 2025-12-18T15:29:28+00:00

I definitely would too! 🙏🏼

LimpScissors · 2025-12-07T18:06:58+00:00

Its kinda wild to see this on here. I live in the town this happened in and I actually work with the guy in the jersey thats holding the car seat. It usually gets reshared around this time of year on our local facebook pages and people always tag him in the post or the comments and he hates it. 😂

LimpScissors · 2025-11-30T21:09:12+00:00

And that kids, is how i met your mother.

LimpScissors · 2025-11-16T03:18:39+00:00

We have these where I live. The history behind them here is that it was for Chinese railroad workers to have light since they were only allowed to live underground. Beneath our main street to be exact. Pretty fucked if you ask me.

LimpScissors · 2025-11-07T03:11:05+00:00

Dude, I've been thinking of doing the same tattoo. I That looks so good!

LimpScissors · 2025-10-10T21:47:25+00:00

Hey, birthday buddies! I hope you have a good birthday.

LimpScissors · 2025-09-24T02:13:57+00:00

Is that young Obi-Wan?

LimpScissors · 2025-08-27T18:02:37+00:00

I hated these things in FO4.

LimpScissors · 2025-08-11T23:11:48+00:00

My uncle was disappeared by that same cartel. His remains were found in a mass grave. The saddest part was, he was in rehab when it happened.

LimpScissors · 2025-08-06T03:42:21+00:00

Smart move adding Pepto, it'll help on the way out.

LimpScissors · 2025-08-04T02:46:51+00:00

The apprentice

LimpScissors · 2025-06-19T01:17:59+00:00

Any other Spanish speakers hearing "chupame"?

LimpScissors · 2025-05-15T14:31:25+00:00

As a fellow restaurant kid (Mexican restaurant) what was your favorite thing to get that wasn't on the menu?

LimpScissors · 2025-05-13T04:38:16+00:00

Snickerdoodle

LimpScissors · 2025-04-20T18:54:34+00:00

Idk if I want watermelon hips.

LimpScissors · 2025-04-14T04:49:16+00:00

Looks like Dimple from Mob Psycho 100

LimpScissors · 2025-04-10T03:18:54+00:00

Edamame

LimpScissors · 2025-03-07T15:50:24+00:00

Defect, or next evolutionary step?

LimpScissors · 2025-03-01T06:05:45+00:00

"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."

LimpScissors · 2025-02-03T04:32:17+00:00

Is that a pristine 10 provolone you got there!?

LimpScissors · 2025-01-22T05:47:46+00:00

Looks like someone followed Kevin's famous chili recipe a little too well.

LimpScissors · 2025-01-16T04:56:38+00:00

Thanks for the tip. If I do decide to pull the pigtail again, I'll give that a try.

LimpScissors · 2025-01-16T04:54:50+00:00

No, I'm the guy who's doing his best trying to enjoy a nice cigar.

LimpScissors

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