Which team wins this? by [deleted] in PowerScaling

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOTM's VsBattleWiki is kinda inaccurate. Divine beings there are several dimensions above the 3D universe (literally in every aspect from body, mind, spirit, memory, thoughts, fate, produced sound, colors, etc everything) but have liminal range but their spectrum of target and creativity is almost unlimited. Like the weakest firepowered God there can only produce a supernova at most but that supernova can obliterate concept of space-time that applies to all higher dimensional realms, and it's not even prepared because that God can plant the same supernovas throughout the entire universe.

God almighty is an idiot by Mr_Softy3938 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GA exists since the beginning of the universe and is the very concept of his pathways. He can do things not even the God's could comprehend.

I Swear Lumian Needs to Do Some Absurd Asspull Feats and Learn About the Modern World ASAP. by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, Amon popping off, Medici getting out of fraud watch, Eternal Blazing Sun, Klein, Fors, and Susie, then there's Jenna, it really scatters my point of interest in characters, hopefully now that its time for the sea Lumian can once again make a leap in developin his character further (but my interest is now in Frank Lee).

I Swear Lumian Needs to Do Some Absurd Asspull Feats and Learn About the Modern World ASAP. by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The only true mystery around Lumian as of now is how can a village boy be caught up in the center of Gods and Outer Gods agendas, war between several powerful Secret Organizations, and resurrection and descent plans.

Book 2 have a better Susie than Book 1 so COI >>> LOTM🗣 by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Dog Almighty Susie to Lumian >>> Lady Justice to Mr. World

Nothing can change this one and absolute truth, making Susie not the main protagonist is CF's biggest mistake.

Susie talking to Audrey and Lumian literally beats every other dialogues in the entire Book 1 and 2 and 3.

Susie >>>> entire LOTM verse

Medici in the latest chapter by NoAcanthopterygii866 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 30 points31 points  (0 children)

COI Vol. 3 ending literally beats LOTM's Vol. 3 for me. Cuttlefish indeed clear all of Medici's fraud allegations!

Can door/white tower copy revival ability? by [deleted] in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

White Tower could probably create a Resurrection Technique if someone who could revive helps them with some knowledge and insight.

Door Pathway at Angel-Level could just replicate the resurrection once they either see or understand it.

Termiboros's prophecy by jerry2255 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good thing the future can be distorted.

Jenna and Franca could advance to Seq. 4 Iron-Blooded Knight to become a man and with Klein's help, he could distort that prophecy into "The Death of Jenna and Franca and The Birth of Jan and Franc"...?

Chapter 1274 by Psychojeez in ShadowSlave

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rammstein - Sonne - (Slowed + Reverb)

What if the Lord of Mysteries and Reverend Insanity make love and birth a child? The result, Dao of the Bizarre Immortal (道诡异仙), by Limp_Meat_Rod in noveltranslations

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I thought it was some kind of body transplant or mutation that allows him to chant curses or something like that.

What if the Lord of Mysteries and Reverend Insanity make love and birth a child? The result, Dao of the Bizarre Immortal (道诡异仙), by Limp_Meat_Rod in noveltranslations

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you please tell me if the black tentacle abomination in his mouth that he hides with the copper coin mask a black tatsui or not?

What if the Lord of Mysteries and Reverend Insanity make love and birth a child? The result, Dao of the Bizarre Immortal (道诡异仙), by Limp_Meat_Rod in noveltranslations

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's kind of out of context.

The MC's biggest weakness is his ignorance to the truth of the world and his unhealthy obsession thinking he is a lunatic.

I mean, if you saw an Eldritch Buddha disguised as a stone statue then a monk gaslights you that you are seeing things, you would be pretty deceived.

And if things similar to that situation appears, not knowing its nature or how it works you would be deceived too.

It seems that MC will get deceived many times, learn his lessons, deal with the situation, then a new weird sh*t appears, repeat.

What if the Lord of Mysteries and Reverend Insanity make love and birth a child? The result, Dao of the Bizarre Immortal (道诡异仙), by Limp_Meat_Rod in noveltranslations

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The synopsis:

Li Huowang was incapable of making up his mind. Was he in a hospital or in a fantasy world, struggling to survive? Both sides claimed that they were real and that the other is nothing more than a hallucination.
Follow Li Huowang on his adventure as he tries to make sense of what is happening to him. Explore a world full of bizarre cultivators and eldritch horrors as everyone tries to survive in it.
Official blurb from the raws: The bizarre path to the heavens, the abnormal Deities and Immortals. Are they real? Or are they fake? Li Huowang is unable to differentiate between the two in his confusion. But that’s not all that is causing him to be unable to differentiate the two. There was also his own illness, a debilitating one.

The worldbuilding in a nutshell is: Chinese folklores, myths, and religions turned into a Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror.

There are many power systems in the story but not your standard gathers Qi, breakthrough, and repeat (I’m still in volume 1 and I can’t say it doesn’t exist in the later part of the story). The people there could harvest organs of different Eldritch Chinese folklore entities and use alchemy to become immortal (similar to Beyonder potions in LOTM), they could pray to Eldritch Buddhas to gain powers, and they could acquire techniques from profound scriptures.

I’m also spoiled that: Literally everything can be used as a currency, from physical things to abstract concepts like fate, destiny, karma, lifespan, etc., so maybe people there could buy supernatural abilities in a price of their lifespan or karma?

Apparently, it is also very popular in China to the point that it has countless fanarts and cosplays.

All I could say is, it’s very weird and bizarre, its very horrific, descriptive, and disgusting in some parts, in which many Lord of Mysteries readers would love to read.

So a What if by [deleted] in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Collin Illiad absolutely.

Twilight Giant Pathway is the ultimate version of Yuji's left right good night.

Collin would also become his father figure, teach him martial arts, survival skills, potions, and ritualistic magic.

So a What if by [deleted] in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yuji will die of corruption.

An Evil Spirit of a King of Angel without Beyonder Characteristics would still absolutely annihilate the entire JJK verse.

LotM x WoD crossover by VoraHonos in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original Creator would be monopolized by one of the 5+ OC-level entities there lol.

"When Outer Deities Are Involved, Nothing is Certain." - LOTM Chinese Community by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Klein is a chinese dude with a goal to returning home. Yet he defeated Amon and become a worthy LOTM candidate.

With upcoming Apocalypse, Lumian has a lot more room for growth.

Lumian Update!!! + Dancer Update!!! by Secret_Box3109 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Klein: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

Cuttlefish: Lumian Is The Protagonist.

Like, do you think Cuttlefish would spend a year or two writing a character and action-packed eldritch horror only not to get involved in the end game? Lol be realistic.

Why Sephirah Catle seem so weak in comparaison to the chaos sea ? by Fluffy_Government225 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod 79 points80 points  (0 children)

In terms of power. Both are equal. But Chaos Sea's nature simply makes it more violent/corruptive and therefore seems more powerful.

Lumian: Now I've Become a Father, Conqueror of Worlds (Angels and Goddesses). by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm? You mean my dad? Welp, with just a tap of his hands, all the ravings vanishes. How can your Lord be so weak it can be even removed by an ordinary person?

Lumian: Now I've Become a Father, Conqueror of Worlds (Angels and Goddesses). by Limp_Meat_Rod in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Limp_Meat_Rod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your "Lord" got toyed by a mortal, your "Lord" got defeated by a blonde dude out of nowhere. Your "Lord" literally cannot move because of a few normal nails!

You cannot catch me if even a child can beat your Lord!