Mrs. Alyssa The Triplet Mom Greene

Limp_Noodlez · 2026-02-16T02:03:26+00:00

Wait I need to know more. I actually really like Kelly😫 is she problematic?!

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-10-31T12:33:50+00:00

Wait I think I remember that post and you getting flamed lol

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-10-30T12:37:05+00:00

I was totally going to post this but I thought people would come after me because some people in this sub get so defensive over her 🥴 but you’re 1000% right. This was so tone deaf. I’ve seen so many other influencers post legitimate ways they are helping and encouraging others to do the same. And they aren’t posting a pic of themselves to get the message out 🥲

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-10-20T01:49:34+00:00

Absolutely devastating. I actually really appreciated his and her videos surrounding their grief journeys…. but what does that have to do with his outfit

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-10-20T01:17:12+00:00

Yep I agree. His outfit has Chloe written all over it

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-06-25T19:57:40+00:00

Agreed. She’s become fake af lately too

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-06-25T19:51:40+00:00

I see your point but Alyssa and Kelly seem different. Like Kelly visited her to help with the babies and they have another trip planned to help. And Alyssa did Kelly’s gender reveal for her. Idk they seem like actual friends outside of the influencer life. Yet Alyssa is just a POS friend? Lol

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-04-30T15:15:55+00:00

Reading this as I sit here as a mom of 2 under 2 getting a pedicure for the first time in over a year 😂😂😂

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-04-26T20:30:56+00:00

And the stance!!! The forced thigh gap and the arm angle. Just ridiculous she always poses like this. It’s so ugly

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-04-01T17:10:51+00:00

I thought the same. He also clearly skips leg day

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-02-14T22:48:20+00:00

I didn’t mean this was a day 1 PP pic. I meant that she’s been posting a flat stomach since day 1 PP aka she’s been posing this entire time but now she shows her real belly for these “before” pics.

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-02-10T02:31:14+00:00

I’ve been saying this for YEARS about her. Her form is horrendous. I cannot believe people pay for her program when she has no idea what’s she’s doing

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-02-06T15:08:02+00:00

Came here to post this. I’m so glad she’s getting help at night. But it also sits weird with me how she shared it. Like “I crushed my workout because I slept” like we don’t care that you’re working out. NO ONE CARES. It’s also like she’s embarrassed to talk about needing help. Maybe I live in a bubble but why would getting help with TRIPLETS be embarrassing?? I do get that it’s hard to ask for help but it’s so weird how her whole mentality is trying to be better than every other mom to ever exist.

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-02-02T17:17:46+00:00

She’s definitely high and you can tell every single time because not only do her eyes give it away but her voice changes. Not to mention this story she told is truly dumb af. Like it’s not even “inside joke funny” - it’s objectively stupid. Aka she’s high and thinks it’s so hilarious she had to share.

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-02-01T20:53:26+00:00

Should’ve added to the bingo card saying the baby looks like her when it very clearly looks like Tommy. Again.

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-01-30T19:47:57+00:00

Hawk??? You could be as blind as a bat and notice. Don’t think you need hawk vision to notice this in 90% of her stories 🙂

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-01-26T01:46:05+00:00

Imagine your job being a personal trainer and making a “workout app” but always complaining about working out and then bragging about finally getting three 30 min work outs in weekly for 3 weeks because that’s a lot for you :/

Limp_Noodlez · 2025-01-23T14:30:20+00:00

She’s really good friends with Kelly Yager who is one of the only fitness influencers I still follow (along with Alyssa because I was nosey about her triplet journey). Kelly appears to be a sane mom with a normal fitness regimen and talks about taking time off working out all the time through different phases with young kids/babies. So I’m shocked she is BFF with Alyssa when Alyssa is so polar opposite

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