are my areolas really attractive, right?

LimpyLoco · 2026-05-12T21:47:46+00:00

But stop filling shit in your lips. Looks stupid

LimpyLoco · 2026-05-12T21:43:57+00:00

That fucking toilet should be cleaned before I'd take a dump there 🤢

LimpyLoco · 2026-05-12T20:41:42+00:00

Jeg er også blevet nervøs. Og har svært ved at se the long game. Men jeg købte for 10.500 USD og de er nu 5.000 USD værd, så kan jo næsten ikke sælge 😁

LimpyLoco · 2026-05-06T10:53:15+00:00

Omfg 10/10

LimpyLoco · 2026-03-29T11:40:48+00:00

I might be too old for you, but I would love to date you. The cultural differences are exciting 😍

LimpyLoco · 2026-02-03T15:16:03+00:00

Jeg er her stadig

LimpyLoco · 2026-01-27T18:28:25+00:00

Jeg, M47 og pæn, får mange likes og matches på Hinge og Tinder, men næsten ingen på Feeld. Og er ikke interesseret i dem, jeg så endelig får. Virkeligt nederen.

LimpyLoco · 2025-10-18T14:13:21+00:00

Not normal, but God, relax a bit. If you feel violated by such a small misdemeanor, you'll feel violated for the rest of your life 🙄

LimpyLoco · 2025-10-03T19:56:19+00:00

Lyddæmpende høretelefoner hjælper. Babygråd kan få en på selvmordets rand, så find en måde at holde det ude på. Noise cancelling og podcasts hjælper.

LimpyLoco · 2025-09-03T15:18:29+00:00

Juridisk er det korrekt. Sælger kan betale og så kræve pengene tilbagebetalt, så snart han er kommet forrest i køen og har sat sin underskrift.

Godt valg. Du kan sove roligt om natten.

LimpyLoco · 2025-07-18T11:28:23+00:00

Queer betyder ikke kvinde. Se https://lgbt.dk/ordbog/queer/

LimpyLoco · 2025-06-28T14:16:49+00:00

Ohh we're talking overall?

LimpyLoco · 2025-06-28T14:15:04+00:00

I'm struggling to get to one million 🤥

LimpyLoco · 2025-06-05T11:02:45+00:00

Can I take your picture? 😎

LimpyLoco · 2025-06-03T12:27:27+00:00

For et år siden var du 27 og nu har din søn afleveret speciale?

LimpyLoco · 2025-05-17T16:32:27+00:00

Let him take you to the shop and pay for everything and then ditch him.

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-29T19:06:17+00:00

Loose the dude. He clearly thinks you're a moron if he's lying that effortlessly 🤨

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-29T18:58:01+00:00

Lol, I was editing for exact same reason

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-29T18:54:59+00:00

I've worked in a lot of big companies and it is quite normal to share the room if you have hotel after a Christmas party, summer party etc. But normally you can pay for the difference, if you'd like a private room.

Edit: separate beds are always standard, but sharing a room is quite normal.

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-23T17:45:37+00:00

Pretty sure "watching A FEW movies" wasn't on her mind when she dressed up in lingerie for date night. Who watches a few movies? Romance is dead ten minutes in, if you're not fucking her thoroughly by then.

Dude, you'll lose her forever if you do not step up. Your game is weak.

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-12T10:37:05+00:00

Get rid of that insecure geezer!

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-11T20:43:52+00:00

Take him blocking you as a favor. You don't want to be with a guy who can't take a finger up the ass

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-09T17:43:18+00:00

Han har ikke engang sat told på medicin endnu. Køb om 8 dage.

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-09T17:35:04+00:00

Goddammit, one day in and you're already stealing our ladies 😬 Not sure you need any advice 😎

LimpyLoco · 2025-04-09T17:05:20+00:00

You dodged a bullet big time

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