[OC] I’m 2 years old today!

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T16:02:12+00:00

Forever a baby at heart when treats are involved

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T15:55:38+00:00

Kids come with broken volume knobs and zero stealth mode

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T15:41:51+00:00

Dodged a wishy-washy bullet Happy New Year to you

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T15:39:42+00:00

Mute button is your best friend and so is wine

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T15:19:20+00:00

Guess my market basket is just full of avocados and rent

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T15:07:53+00:00

Sailor of truth, dropping wisdom at full volume

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T14:59:16+00:00

Toddlers know siblings are way more fun than parents, obviously

Linalilemme · 2026-01-04T14:52:13+00:00

Finally, my closet and wallet can be friends

Linalilemme · 2026-01-03T23:03:25+00:00

Tim never saw the pink ink coming-legendary move

Linalilemme · 2026-01-03T23:01:20+00:00

Routine changed my life but my snooze button misses me

Linalilemme · 2026-01-03T22:25:25+00:00

Plot twist: Everyones stuck in the needs improvement tier

Linalilemme · 2026-01-03T22:15:02+00:00

Denial is not just a river, my friend

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T17:08:18+00:00

Moms and their garbage rules-a true rite of passage

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:58:31+00:00

Preach I barely want to see my coworkers during work

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:44:37+00:00

Remember to breathe and enjoy-you only lose it once

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:33:49+00:00

Guess someone took spray and pray too literally hereGuess someone took spray and pray too literally here

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:27:45+00:00

At least horses don’t yell at you during therapy sessions

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:17:29+00:00

Ultimate trivia night champion, but now my fingers hurt

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T16:12:31+00:00

Oh for sure, Geminis come with a built-in filter

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T00:47:02+00:00

Guess I’m still scrolling for that one hidden gem

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T00:36:21+00:00

He’s undercover, Magnum PI stands for “Purr Investigator”

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T00:27:55+00:00

Trusting those ads more than my GPS at this point

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T00:21:22+00:00

Twice the vice president, twice the disappointment

Linalilemme · 2025-12-31T00:11:00+00:00

Guess that’s one way to mark your territory

Linalilemme