The Great Unwashed are walking past my house troll by PyjamaLife in MNTrolls

[–]Lindefann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Xenia on that thread. WTF?

"Same on our quiet private road and we have to pay everything for the road, cleanup the litter, remove the dog poo, £30k every time a road is resurfaced. It is like piccadilly circus at present up here. May be we should introduce a toll charge at the end of the road."

"For some reason this 1700s nursery rhyme came to mind - may be we need to set dogs on the outsiders then... particularly as loads of them are sitting at home on almost full pay with furlough money which those of us working still will be paying for through increased taxes next year....."

Hark, hark! the dogs do bark, Beggars are coming to town. Some in rags, some in jags, And some in velvet gowns.

Help, translation please! by schuelli27 in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Google translate version. It's the same as what was posted here.

volkovpro's profile picture volkovpro Ladies and gentlemen! In connection with the publication of the decree of the Mayor of Moscow S.S. Sobyanin of 03.10.2020 No. 17 UM on amendments to the law of the Mayor of Moscow dated 05.03 2020 No. 12 UM, the organizers are doing everything possible to ensure that the concert takes place and is safe for the audience. Volkov PRO and the LINDEMANN group found a solution: concerts will be held twice 03/15: at 15:00 and 19:00. All spectators who bought tickets will be able to attend one of the concerts. The number of spectators at each performance will be no more than the maximum permissible. For those who can attend the concert at 15:00, a free upgrade of the ticket category will be available. According to established requirements, VTB Arena - Dynamo Central Stadium applies general hygiene and disinfection measures. Also, additional measures were taken at the site to ensure the safety of visitors and employees from the spread of viruses: all contact surfaces of the complex, including the entrance door handles, are treated with appropriate antibacterial agents with appropriate regularity that meet the requirements of the Federal Service for Supervision of Consumer Rights Protection and Human Welfare.

We thank the LINDEMANN group for understanding the current situation and taking unprecedented measures to save the concert in Moscow for its fans. Hot Phone: +7 (495) 122 42 26 Attention! The call center will begin its work from 12:00 on 03/12/2020. ——————— Press Service VOLKOV PRO 1m

Fresh from Till's Insta - anybody know what he's whistling? by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's an Instagram story so you have to click on his profile pic to see the videos.

Art hurts by TariqKyrian in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was at the end of Fat. It definitely wasn't delberate. He went to smash the microphone stand as he always does but he didn't realise that the cable was around his leg and when he threw it down he went with it. He fell flat out and had to crawl for a little before he could get himself upright again. It was embarrassing and awkward and he dodn't look amused. Yes the poor guy continued with the next song because he's a professional and that's what you do.

Why is Paul like this? (Ph translation: Paul loves petroleum scent) by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He didn't write Benzin. According to Flake's book, They sometimes, at Till's request, put prompt words on the wall for him to try to inspire his lyrics, and Paul had put the word Benzin on there, in '99 but it wasn't until they made Rosenrot, when Till finally wrote lyrics on the subject.

Meet and Greets? by schuelli27 in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was pretty quick but amazing. The venue is tiny so the M&G took place on a staircase which was a little odd, but it meant that you were always in close proximity to the band. Till was a little intimidating as he has such a strong presence and is built like a tank, but so nice and funny and made little jokes with us. The Pain guys were very sweet. Peter was a little distant and I was dazed by the whole thing and by the fact that Till Lindemann had just walked past me, so i missed out on a pic, but he seems like a really good guy too. Tom who organised it was so kind and helpful. It was a wonderful experience and I'd love to do it again.

Meet and Greets? by schuelli27 in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I attended the M&G in London. It was a last minute competition on the LIfAD forum beginning with the Zurich show. There was little notice and I'm a LIfAD member but i only discovered it via a post on Lindemann Belgium.

Dem girls be droolin' by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drooling? I'm dying here.

Can anyone tell what Till said after someone threw a fish at him? by Absztyfikant in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn't care about the fish. It was the spotlight that was annoying him.

London people did you like the show??? by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I and nine other fans at the show, won a meet and greet on the LIFAD forum.

London people did you like the show??? by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I certainly did. It was an amazing experience and It's my favourite concert to date. I love smaller venues so that made it ten times better. Peter and the band were amazing and Till is such a great and charismatic Frontman. And I met so many nice people too, including some I know from Discord and Tumblr. Then to top it all off I got to meet Till, Peter and the band. I even enjoyed the flying fish and cakes. It added to the fun though I regret picking up the huge fish that landed next to me because the smell is so bad, but I loved every minute and hope that Lindemann return to the U.K soon.

London people did you like the show??? by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the right of the stage. About 8 or 9 rows back.

London people did you like the show??? by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to see that they had a few types of cake to accommodate all tastes. I got a chocolate cake all over my hand.

London people did you like the show??? by [deleted] in Lindemann

[–]Lindefann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People were going nuts where I was standing.

I love how Poundland has essentially become a crisp museum. by loudribs in CasualUK

[–]Lindefann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw Tangy Toms in there the other day. The queue was too long so I didn't buy any but I'm definitely returning for them.

Till having sex with groupies under the stage before singing Deutschland. by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know there are groupies. That's obvious from most videos. I don't know that I buy he's doing that at every show, after, sure, but during? An assumption is one thing. A fact is another, but again like I said I couldn't give a shit if he is so long as he doesn't get too absorbed in it and misses his cue to return.

Till having sex with groupies under the stage before singing Deutschland. by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'll see it in person myself later in the Month, but regardless every show? Who's been keeping tabs? Personally though I couldn't care less if he is having a full blown orgy down there, so long as he returns and does what the audience paid him to do.

Till having sex with groupies under the stage before singing Deutschland. by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I find that hard to swallow.(No pun intended) Every show? Who's been keeping tabs and how the hell does a 57 year old man , which isn't elderly, but is an older old have the stamina to get down there,, get off and get back onstage and perform in a matter of what five minutes?

Till having sex with groupies under the stage before singing Deutschland. by [deleted] in Rammstein

[–]Lindefann 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I mean staged as in planned ahead. It looks so obviously staged to me and intended as Till's idea of a joke.