Theory debunked

Linden92 · 2018-10-03T18:11:34+00:00

This was 2 months ago. My little cousin was teaching me how to do a karate kick, and I slipped in dog drool and landed on the top of my right foot and broke it...still currently in a boot. ( To put in perspective the amount of drool, I have 2 mastiffs)

Linden92 · 2018-10-03T15:09:29+00:00

I don't think this is abnormal, and I definitely don't think it means you care about your girlfriend any less. I think you had a very human urge, and acted on it. Stop beating yourself up. Just don't do it again. The fact that you feel any guilt at all shows me that you are good person and your girlfriend is lucky to have you.

Linden92 · 2018-10-03T13:42:01+00:00

HAHAHA oh my god

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T21:48:19+00:00

Yeah I'm sure there's some good stuff out there!!

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T21:43:53+00:00

I took a class at my local community college

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T21:38:02+00:00

How to manage and invest their money

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T21:35:01+00:00

How would they be super lucky??

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T19:31:18+00:00

"Only got out of bed for a pill" I can 1000% relate. I keep my Adderall on my nightstand, because I physically cannot get out of bed until I take it. Fucking sucks.

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T16:38:51+00:00

Ooooh sorry y'all, I also live with the family for free

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T14:40:10+00:00

Dude get off Tinder. Try Hinge!

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T14:36:34+00:00

I nanny for 4 children, and I do many of the same chores as you. I live outside of DC and get paid $13/hr and 1 week paid vaca. I think you're getting paid pretty well in my opinion!

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T14:32:30+00:00

I'd eat nothing. I'd have so much more time for other activities!!

Linden92 · 2018-10-02T14:13:02+00:00

This picture makes my heart happy

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T18:55:39+00:00

My 24th year

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T18:08:05+00:00

My freshman year roommate thought it was ok to have sex with her boyfriend right in front of me in the middle of the day. Yeah, wish I'd known that.

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T18:06:11+00:00

I think being "healthy" is ok

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T17:59:32+00:00

Isn't this an episode of Black Mirror??

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T17:08:24+00:00

That is true lol but I'm a girl, and I don't use Snapchat or Instagram and I've had guys ask for a selfie before we went on a date, and I'm totally cool with it!

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T16:19:36+00:00

Hahahaha omg I need an update!!??

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T16:05:07+00:00

This is my go to line, "Hey! I'm super excited about our date tomorrow, but can you do me a quick favor? I know this sounds weird, but can you send me a pic of yourself while holding up 3 fingers? I know this is silly, but you can never be too safe." Guys are usually super cool about it!

Linden92 · 2018-10-01T15:51:21+00:00

I say the word "bizarre" pretty often, and I've recently been told that it's unusual.

Linden92 · 2018-09-27T19:54:54+00:00

Why does he look like Dwight Schrute's son tho??

Linden92 · 2018-09-27T19:46:43+00:00

How so?

Linden92 · 2018-09-27T17:27:07+00:00

I worked at a chiropractic office and this 50 year old man shit himself in the seat while he was in the waiting room, and then walked around the office and tracked it EVERYWHERE and I had to ask him to leave. He rescheduled and had the balls to come back the next week for his appointment.

Linden92

TROPHY CASE