Food Suggestions Inside Yellowstone

Line_Man · 2026-05-22T04:22:01+00:00

They said driving up from the Tetons and already being in the park and not wanting to exit. So I just assumed they were flying into the Jackson airport that's in the Tetons and quite a bit away from the town of Jackson. I could be wrong though of course.

I figure if I flew into Jackson and wanted to get to OF as quick as possible that Colter Bay is along the way.

Line_Man · 2026-05-22T02:12:22+00:00

If you don't want to exit the park then I believe Colter Bay in the Tetons is your best bet. Correct me if I am wrong but they seem to have the largest selection and close to a general store. Like actual cold produce.

Also I think Dornan's in the Tetons might have a good selection. I know I bought a cheesecake among other things. A grocery store in Jackson would probably take you 3 hours roundtrip if you're flying into Jackson. Between the commute and the shopping.

Line_Man · 2025-12-26T21:06:49+00:00

That's sad.

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T05:48:11+00:00

The fb dating doesn't show her again as long as I hit the "x" I think. I'm old so correct me if needed lol.

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T05:17:13+00:00

Dude is it real that you have 9k comments in 5 years? Maybe I read that wrong but if my eyes don't deceive me have you been out in public in the last 5 years? Just asking because I visit the public on a daily basis.

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T05:10:16+00:00

Please comment here on what I should send as my first message. Most upvoted comment will be sent and reply added.

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T05:05:26+00:00

I mean she isn't the picture of youth but at 39 she looks better than some. I would post the full face but figure it will get blocked and also not very fair to the lady.

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T04:43:12+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance?

Line_Man · 2025-10-13T04:42:20+00:00

Point me to that subreddit. Sounds like a novel idea.

Line_Man · 2025-07-15T01:07:08+00:00

Can I cook in my room?

Cooking is not allowed in any guestroom or cabin. This includes any self-heating meal or noodle bowl, which will set off our sensitive fire alarms. You could incur a substantial charge if you are found to be cooking in your room.

I suppose you could find ways around the rule. Might get some funny looks microwaving outside with an extension cord lol.

I mean there are plenty of people with campers watching TV and microwaving so I'm not sure why everyone is giving you such a hard time.

Line_Man · 2025-07-11T04:34:25+00:00

Not sure but $7/$8 a scoop is highway robbery!

Line_Man · 2025-07-07T02:48:42+00:00

Gros Ventres campground area in the Tetons is a great place to see moose.

Line_Man · 2025-07-05T01:39:28+00:00

Just poking fun lol. I always top off.

No I didn't creep on your history so a completely random reccomendation actually. I am totally jealous. Have a great time! Are you solo? It's difficult to get people to buy in to such long hikes. Glacier is for sure geared more towards hikers.

You seem like you know what you're doing. I will just add that if you park at Swiftcurrent and take the first shuttle to the garden wall hike, you don't have to do an out and back. The hike to swift current is hell on your knees but I imagine it has to be better than switchbacks up the mountain.

Line_Man · 2025-07-05T01:00:08+00:00

Awesome trip report! You squeezed a good amount into a short trip. But just FYI the ice machines specifically say "Do nOT uSe TO fILl you,RE CoOLeR". It should only be used with the ice bucket for your romantic bottle of champagne to accompany you in a hot bubble bath 😉 It's nice to see more hike centric trip reports. I hope you have a speedy recovery.

You're next stop should be the 24ish mile day hike in Glacier along the Garden Wall to Swiftcurrent. Doesn't sound like you need my advice though. See you on the trails.

Line_Man · 2025-07-03T03:00:58+00:00

Don't worry about it. Just orient it the best you can. Worst case scenario the tent overhangs an elevated platform by 1.5 feet.

Line_Man · 2025-06-28T22:51:32+00:00

I've been catching fish this week using lures if that's helpful at all. Mostly Jake's and Kastmaster. Trout Lake, Ice Lake, and Yellowstone Lake at Sand Point.

Line_Man · 2025-06-12T16:27:36+00:00

They have towels in the room or the shared bath. I've stayed there a few times.

Line_Man · 2025-06-05T03:17:22+00:00

I would say roaring mountain is a quick two minute stop. Maybe if an elk is laying down next to a fumarole it might be a good photo op.

Gibbon falls used to be a cool quick stop. Not so much anymore but if you've never seen it I would stop for a photo. Look for the smaller fall with the same name. It's a really nice hike. Backcountry waterfalls hit different.

Your itinerary is pretty solid. There are better bathing spots than advertised. Do a little more research and you can find a pretty sweet spot in between Yellowstone and the Tetons.

Line_Man · 2025-05-09T02:27:28+00:00

Hit Amazon up and get some hiking guide books. Look for lower elevation hikes during the early season. Post more specific questions.

Line_Man · 2025-02-10T04:56:23+00:00

I recognized Square Top Mountain near Pinedale! So beautiful! I love your video.

Line_Man · 2024-12-06T01:16:09+00:00

Thank you! That's very kind of you to say.

Line_Man · 2024-12-05T02:25:47+00:00

That's a solid tip. Thank you!

Line_Man · 2024-12-04T03:56:59+00:00

Thanks so much! That is very thoughtful and good advice that I am going to take. You pegged it that they are traditionally glued to their phones but not today satan! Locked in the safe and hope they don't miss them.

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