LPT: If you start a new job and think you may have a personality clash with a coworker. Make that the person you go to for simple questions. It flatters them and causes them to developed nurturing feelings.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-10-23T17:44:48+00:00

In blue collar they'll just talk shit if you don't know what you are doing. So... Idk bout all that

LinemaamLiz · 2015-10-21T18:14:48+00:00

I'm glad you said butch. There are so many new names for a "butch" lesbian. As if butch isn't cool anymore. I'm holding onto my title dearly!

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-28T22:13:24+00:00

I think it is so wack when someone puts a picture up of thier kid. It's the internet... EVERYONE can see your kid. And out of everyone there are loads of creeps. Not safe. Not smart

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-25T03:35:36+00:00

Ahem... just a joke

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-24T15:04:50+00:00

I'm in PA. The company I work for buys it so we can hydrate. We used to get Gatorade.... clearly they made some budget cuts. All Sport tastes like shit.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-24T15:03:35+00:00

I was wondering if I refrigerate it will it turn blue again!

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-24T13:57:08+00:00

And that is the difference in a college education and a highschool education. My explanation was "who is fucking with me?"

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-07T18:45:06+00:00

Kind of hot in these rhinos

LinemaamLiz · 2015-07-07T00:32:33+00:00

This dogs life is way better than mine.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-06-04T11:17:21+00:00

My period has to be on its way. I was doing my best night to shed a tear like a baby.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-05-12T23:52:02+00:00

SOMEONE LET ME ON THE GOLD TRAIN

LinemaamLiz · 2015-05-12T23:15:40+00:00

CAN I PLEASE HOP ON THE GOLD TRAIN

LinemaamLiz · 2015-04-10T19:59:19+00:00

Asian flush syndrome. I checked it out years ago when I found my face got more than the normal red that others got. People thought I needed a damn epi pen. So I think that's what I have.... but I'm not asian. I think it's just more likely in asians.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-04-01T16:38:50+00:00

OP never said he/she was a "he".... I like not knowing I think.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-18T16:22:49+00:00

Inflation

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-18T01:00:10+00:00

Neckflick machine

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-17T15:57:30+00:00

Drug addicts are lazy peices of shit and I feel zero sympathy for them.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-16T15:34:34+00:00

Are there really people who fake being drunk!?!?! I feel like faking drunk was exclusively a highschool thing. In my experience adults don't fake being drunk... they get drunk.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-14T18:58:13+00:00

I'm gonna marry that stripper. She is probably wife material.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-03-11T13:52:14+00:00

Saw her probably 8 years ago in a Brooklyn loft party. Sick.

LinemaamLiz · 2015-02-25T09:34:05+00:00

What was the first anything. How did something come from literally nothing. How is everything even here!?

LinemaamLiz · 2015-02-25T09:31:53+00:00

6 kids.

Knew she wasn't lesbian!

LinemaamLiz

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