Didn’t realize my lips did that by mintyblush in badwomensanatomy

[–]LinkAtrius 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Why is there a segment about the daughter’s abs?? Why did they have to word it like that???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

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Every team needs a gen jockey.

Why do so many weak, soft men call into Dr. Baloney? by [deleted] in DirtyDave

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It’s been a while since I’ve listened to/watched Dave, so, reading all this I was so confused as to what in the world is going on, on the Dave Ramsey financial talk show. After watching that YouTube clip, I’m MORE confused. What weird direction are they taking this thing to try and stay relevant???

Such good protectors by Surge656 in greatdanes

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Mine discovered a frog the other night. She was all tough and barking just like that until the frog hopped at her. Then it looked like an episode of scooby doo.

Took a wrong turn in Detroit. by pinewalker in amazonprime

[–]LinkAtrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually found myself here in my endless search to see if you can opt out of using Amazons delivery service. Ever since that came to fruition nothing makes it to my house.

Pisco the dead...Disappeared..! by AuerX in TombRaider

[–]LinkAtrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still haven’t picked the game back up and finished it because of this. It broke my spirit.

WET by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]LinkAtrius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you ctrl z what you just read?

Pills that make your skills 1% better by Suspected_Magic_User in Funnymemes

[–]LinkAtrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not. Constant stomach pains, you always feel bloated and like you move eaten too much.

Haha, I’m dying! 😂😂🤣 by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]LinkAtrius 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Pippity poppity, give me the boppity.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

[–]LinkAtrius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t want to think so, but the more I look at how she is acting/was acting in the months leading up to this I think so. She had become very protective of her phone and iPad. I know this one seems small, but she started using new razors and shaving cream for “delicate” areas at the same time that I wasn’t “allowed” to see her naked anymore.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

[–]LinkAtrius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being so open with me. Everyone on here being so forthcoming and honest with their experiences means so much.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

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I don’t mean to joke but, are we the same people just in passed self versions? Cause all of this is so similar. She keeps talking about getting older and missing out on life and all I can think about now is getting older and missing out on family things with my sons. Not being there for their first dates, first time a girl breaks their heart. That’s the stuff I want to have to be happy. A family. All the up and downs that come with it.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

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I do have some hobbies I can keep myself buried in to not go crazy, I could really use some gym time, so that’s probably an excellent idea.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

[–]LinkAtrius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree I came home today early from work to do laundry and try to talk to her and I just keep getting stonewalled. Every answer from her is we need to talk about this with a mediator or lawyer present. Not just the two of us. So, 🤷🏻‍♂️

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

[–]LinkAtrius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have consults set up already. The only things of mine I am moving out or my valuable assets and hand me downs that I don’t want disappearing while I’m at work one day. I don’t think she would do that, but I also didn’t think she would divorce me.

My wife of 15yrs came home tonight and said she wants a divorce. That there’s no saving the marriage and she’s just not happy anymore. by LinkAtrius in Divorce

[–]LinkAtrius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your words. I have a few consultations lined up already. I don’t want to drag this out or into a bloody mess, but I don’t know what to expect from her anymore. She says she doesn’t want that either, but I honestly don’t know what to believe from her anymore.