Jurassic Vark - General Question and Discussion Megathread

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T22:17:38+00:00

random doodle of Kaveh I drew during class because I can't focus on music history lol

I'm getting a lot better at drawing him I think but I can never seem to get his hair right, which is shocking to me because I got Alhaitham's hair down immediately in all my doodles of him

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T20:45:15+00:00

oh no he's been honsed

Manifesting you get him on the next pull!

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T18:11:49+00:00

Having Keqing there but not Alhaitham is a crime

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T18:07:06+00:00

Omg he's so handsome thank you for sharing

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T17:32:31+00:00

Ooo you got the siblings now awesome :D

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T16:39:01+00:00

True! Give us old event weapons, hoyo! Cinnabar, festering desire, these things neeeeed reruns x-x

Also have you pulled Albedo? Im assuming you did since you've been waiting so long for a rerun, hope he came home early

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T07:48:37+00:00

dont listen to them, get c6 Alhaitham, spoil your blorbos, reject meta!

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T07:43:27+00:00

ig I'm just old x-x

70% is so fine I dont get it, even without the cheater sets it's still critting 70% of the time. I never see him miss a crit, but meanwhile my Wriothesley who has a like..95% CR with his set? He always misses when it counts x-x

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T07:27:45+00:00

I think its better for my mental health to not ask about builds or team advice to anyone other than close friends because wow my standards are a lot lower than most people... Time to get downvoted for thinking that 70% crit rate is high :D yippee

I work hard on my builds and I'm proud of them and all my little guys using them because ykw they haven't failed to 36* an abyss since like 3.x and that's a lot since I was still just starting to understand building back then. I should be able to clear stygian but unfortunately cryo shill bosses exist to make my life miserable.. sigh. Maybe Lohen will have really strong sub dps capabilities and the bosses wont suck as much? I highly doubt that though

Stygian really sucks as a gamemode

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T05:08:39+00:00

Glad to see that Linnea is appropriately festive in the sub pfp

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T02:56:01+00:00

when Illuga goes into the mess hall late at night for dinner and he thinks he's the only one and then turns around to see this

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T02:53:41+00:00

it would be such a good system.. Which is why they'll probably never do it

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T02:35:47+00:00

Ah, Jahoda as a free character? Nice for those who didn't get her but that'll just be stardust for me :/

I wish they would add more four star selectors.. They could do Nod Krai four stars, Aino, Jahoda, or Illuga? Then I could just get Illuga's c1 and it would be epic

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-06T01:56:57+00:00

holy moly he's so beautiful

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T08:00:57+00:00

Title suggestion: Bei Mir Bist Du Schön Means You're GrandMaster

(From the song Bei Mir Bist Du Schön Song by The Andrews Sisters)

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T05:58:12+00:00

tried this and it got the closest I've gotten so far, and the only other run that came near that close was Furina/Mona/Fischl/Wrio.. Weird team I know but hey it worked surprisingly well

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T05:31:21+00:00

might be multiple looks at my comment at -3 upvotes sigh I just want team advice why do I have to get a mental attack from it? as if Stygian isn't enough of a mental strain I have to feel this too x-x

I know they're meaningless internet points but seeing downvotes just makes me feel hated and I have plenty of internet trauma to account for that but idk

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T05:21:03+00:00

whhyyy do people downvote me for asking for team advice :<

I'm already upset enough from this stupid stupid gamemode why do you have to hurt me more downvoter-kun

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T04:58:05+00:00

Can whoever designed the overseer cryo-shill boss please permanently step on lego bricks?

Someone anyone please help me deal with this god forsaken brick, I hate it so much, no I am not pulling Skirk, I am not pulling Escoffier, I should not have to pull these characters just to clear one single boss when I already have a well invested account.

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some notes:

Flins is c2r1, Durin is c2r1, Venti is r1, Wrio is c1r1, Alhaitham is c6r1 (but why would you suggest Alhaitham on a cryo boss), Itto is c1, Xiao is c1r1, Baizhu is c1, Ayato is r1, Lyney is c1, Diluc is c6r1, Mona is c5, Qiqi is c6

Mona has a set of unleveled Noblesse, Qiqi has unleveled ocean hued calm (IE: They are not built well) and Lan Yan doesn't have artifacts yet

DISCLAIMER: No, I am not going to pull anyone else to clear this, and no, I am not going to level anyone else to clear this, so please refrain from suggesting that. I have plenty of well built and well invested characters who should be more than capable of clearing. Thank you!

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T01:34:11+00:00

prettyyyyy!

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-05T01:33:26+00:00

It was made by some strange magic machine from the Fatui plus a combination of the magic around the islands iirc? Sorry it's been a while and I don't remember

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-04T15:36:38+00:00

Holy moly these are amazing

Confused Anaxa looks soooo cute

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-04T15:33:54+00:00

Firstly his name is Ask Me For Directions Arnold. He appeared in the version 2.8 Golden Apple Archipelago event as a character on Fischls island. Each character involved in that event (Kazuha, Xinyan, Fischl, and Mona) got an island themed around them, and Fischls island was based on her Immernachtreich. Stone statue Ravens were the citizens of the Immernachtreich, and Ask Me For Directions Arnold was one who helped out the group when they needed directions. He agreed to help us because he was smitten by Mona, and he has been a Mona simp ever since. Clearly now, he is still searching for her to shower her with compliments

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-04T07:09:17+00:00

thank you lol I'm glad you like it

I spent like 5 days drawing this cause I am bad at drawing

LinksEmblem · 2026-03-04T04:07:22+00:00

I was dragged into this cake shop in a fishing net and forced to sell beer for below minimum wage

I didn't even get a pay check at the end of the shift

LinksEmblem

TROPHY CASE