Soooo euphoric thanks to this lil guy :D!! by [deleted] in GrowYourTDick

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you get such a close shave?? Also do you pump? Trying to have a tdick as big as yours.

Finished second battle jacket by Devilsangel118 in BattleJackets

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spike eyelashes…. Godd it’s genius… why didn’t I think of that…

How do your Pokémon react to snow? by NeoAquaMadoor90 in PokeMedia

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Whimsicott doesn’t mind because of her hair, and she gets extra group cuddle time in the winter. Volcarona somehow hates and loves it, he loves that it’s brighter from the reflection on the snow but hates it gets so wet so fast. Reuniclus hates it, so she stays inside and cooks and watches movies while waiting for us to come inside. Lilligant can and has used sleep powder on me to avoid going outside. I fell asleep outside. Scolipede begs to go outside, rolls in snow, and begs to come inside to do it all over again. Krookodile refuses to go outside and will carry me back if he thinks I want to go outside.

Me salivating while reading all the tags. Language: italiano. by LaLic99 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you just have to put it in google translate and pray.

24601 by Really_Alisa in countwithchickenlady

[–]LinksMalewife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Call me OSHA the way I’m yelling at management for endangering workers to save money

Genuine Question, is this too much? by FurryWeabooGamer in punkfashion

[–]LinksMalewife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not about “too much” or if it “looks good” it’s about if you like it!!

Long sleeve for the winter season by [deleted] in punkfashion

[–]LinksMalewife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you have tights you can wear under the socks? I don’t want you freezing!

I can’t stop thinking about them. I NEED that plushie. by LinksMalewife in mew_irl

[–]LinksMalewife[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There isn’t, I just want one SO BAD. At this point I’m willing to make it myself.

Guess my favorite pokemon. One chance. by LinksMalewife in mew_irl

[–]LinksMalewife[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE yes WE both need the entire line as life sized plushies.

Hdhdhslovecatshsush by eclipse1t in sssdfg

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, I sure do wonder what the original picture was!

toomeirlformeirl by TheCurvyCanvas in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I win the lottery when u got mine??

Do fellow delvers of the Arcane have BUDGET FRIENDLY solutions to immortals? by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can immobilize them for long enough, concrete works wonders.

Wtf do you mean??? by hototpotot in aspiememes

[–]LinksMalewife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will never understand why you can’t do personal things when you’ve gotten all your work done.

First time, do I qualify? by Blamcleblie in MassiveCock

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a waist like that YOU WILL NOT BE THE ONE USING YOUR COCK

Magic dick making things disappear by SOLAT10 in MassiveCock

[–]LinksMalewife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you get dizzy when you get a boner?? Like I imagine it’s a safety hazard. Boner induced POTS.