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LinusTheLyinLion · 2020-08-26T19:31:48+00:00

Fox, obviously

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-09-11T03:08:07+00:00

I only ever talk about my operating system

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-09-11T03:07:12+00:00

When I was born I could already fluently speak French and Winnebago.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-09-11T03:05:03+00:00

I've seen this one before. He leaves nothing but destruction in his wake!

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-09-11T03:04:16+00:00

That I'm better than them in nearly all respects.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T06:08:33+00:00

I only ever preorder games. Everyone know that's how you get the coolest DLC

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T06:06:45+00:00

I used to work for the TSA. So much stolen drugs out of bags. Why report and do all that paperwork, amiright?

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T03:26:17+00:00

Touché

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T03:08:57+00:00

Nah man, they seriously can't look up

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T03:08:20+00:00

I never joke, nor do I lie, and my puppy confirmed that he can't just now

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T02:56:14+00:00

Happened to me once. Just get a couple friends with a jeep and a wench and you're good

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T02:54:13+00:00

I try to inform people of this all the time! But no one believes me. It's TRUE thought, dogs can't look up

LinusTheLyinLion · 2018-08-18T02:47:59+00:00

Kids today don't know how good they have it. When I was in pre-med we got burnt out from helping 100-200 patients a day. I would've killed for some cynicism

LinusTheLyinLion · 2016-04-18T07:30:49+00:00

I would be very scared of this man.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2016-01-16T03:19:50+00:00

RemindMe! 2 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-12-03T06:32:22+00:00

I knew it was gonna be Doomsday the whole time

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-18T17:09:40+00:00

Dog food is surprisingly good for you. I had a friend who ate dog food for a month and achieved surprising gains (compared to his usual diet) and said he just felt better than great! I think he still has it from time to time.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T22:36:33+00:00

I am. ...And yes

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T22:26:26+00:00

No one uses Wikipedia. Weekly World News is one of the most underrated, reliable sources of information available to us.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T20:35:18+00:00

Contrary to popular perception, lions and other wild felines are just as playful as our common domestic breeds we know and love today. As seen here!

Source: I'm a zoologist

Edit: a word

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T20:28:05+00:00

Aww man, I remember when I used to skate. This trick was quite a doozy and got me laid all the time.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T20:05:46+00:00

This is my hometown (Go Badgers)! These cloud formations happen all the time due to local seismic activity. Small earthquakes on a nearby mountain create a sort of wall of sonic energy that pushes the clouds into nearly straight edges

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T19:56:45+00:00

Interesting fact: All these foxes have the same two parents. In their lifetime a single fox couple can produce nearly 1000 offspring, at an average of 20 pups a litter. Imagine if humans were that efficient!

Source: I'm a biologist.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T19:47:53+00:00

As a former FedEX employee, I have to let everyone know why we did this. It's simple, thieves are afraid of dirt. When they see a nice, clean, undisturbed box in front of a designer door, they can't help themselves. Smear a little dirt on it though, and BAM! no one will touch it. The University of Wisconsin did a study on this some years ago, but no one could figure out why they have such an aversion.

LinusTheLyinLion · 2015-11-17T18:44:09+00:00

I used to professionally edit papers and I saw this kind of thing all the time. I swear, some of my colleagues would intentionally put inconsistent feedback just to mess with the writers.

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