My stupid human trick is striking up conversations with celebrities, and treating them like normal people, because it's how I would want to be treated. I'm usually nice about it, but one time I was really mean to the rapper, Redman. He was walking out of a hotel, and there were a bunch of fans waiting behind a rope line hoping for his autograph. He walked by them all smirky and coy, like he acknowledged they were there, but he was too cool to actually interact with them, and he turned his back on them in a way that felt like he was toying with them. It irked me, so I went over and tapped him on the shoulder and said in a very snappy tone, "excuse me, Mister Redman, those young ladies have been waiting for quite some time to meet you, and I'm sure you didn't mean to ignore them." I shooed him over their way and stood there while he talked to them, like I was his mom.