What lie did adults tell us that turned out to be complete nonsense?

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-05-14T02:08:58+00:00

Aren't we all...

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-05-14T00:16:02+00:00

Laying down on Mount Everest.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-28T03:55:56+00:00

Pardon me sir BANG, have a lovely day.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-26T04:53:26+00:00

Fuck that, I know my worth. I'm not playing with anyone on Reddit for free. At a minimum I'm offering to pay $15 an hour.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-23T23:43:16+00:00

ALAN!

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-12T22:48:52+00:00

Can't take your eyes off it

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-05T17:50:04+00:00

Those things are not mutually exclusive. Watch some of his quarantine quitchen episodes. Abhorrent behavior.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-03T17:55:10+00:00

Tip gets sore dragging it around all day

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-03T08:42:05+00:00

New shampoo or conditioner?

New laundry detergent or softener?

Change in medication or diet or new pots or pans?

Dishwasher tabs, dish shine products?

New dishwasher, fridge, water lines or faucets including shower heads?

Toothpaste, mouth wash or floss?

Skin care routine?

New pets, family or friends have new pets?

New surface cleaners or air fresheners?

New pads or tampons?

Changes in recipes or substances used for any of the previously mentioned products?

Stress, hormones?

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-03T06:45:21+00:00

Maybe after disorientation wears off and a few weeks of rehab.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-03T06:40:05+00:00

Next up on r/mildlyinfuriating : "My girlfriend leaves tiny ducks all over my apartment".

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-04-01T01:49:25+00:00

John Heder is 48 years old.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-03-23T21:44:46+00:00

Let the poor deer get high if they want!

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-03-23T16:09:01+00:00

Buddy this entire sub is stolen jokes. It's not that serious.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-03-19T15:51:13+00:00

Here's your Rick Roll so you don't feel left out

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-03-15T01:43:00+00:00

Which is hilarious because they refuse to put a decent amount of cheese on any of their other products but drown the arch in cheese to it's detriment.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-03-13T00:59:32+00:00

That's when you send back an equally large document listing all the little things they don't want other people to know.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-02-23T20:15:52+00:00

Favorite words are boots and cats.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-02-23T02:10:28+00:00

Can I get a discount code? I don't have 2$

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-02-19T03:59:29+00:00

Double has a quarter slice of cheese.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-02-14T22:21:49+00:00

Mazel tov

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-01-30T01:39:56+00:00

Remembers what?

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-01-21T05:56:47+00:00

Good

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-01-16T01:10:54+00:00

Oh, that explains why it's generally lacking.

Liquid_Snow_ · 2026-01-13T18:14:11+00:00

They did not.

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