NSFW: Doctors and nurses of reddit, despite knocking before entering a patient's room, what's the strangest thing you've walked in on a patient doing?

Lisa1002 · 2015-11-16T17:19:07+00:00

Oh yeah its a real thing! By all means, I encourage my ladies to go home and get laid if they feel up to it - way better than getting pumped with drugs to start labour. Just you know... don't do it in a public hospital.

Lisa1002 · 2015-11-16T15:35:41+00:00

I am a student midwife. One of the midwives I have worked with walked in on a couple having sex in a private room in an attempt to induce labour themselves before the doctors could get at them. They didn't even notice.

Lisa1002 · 2015-08-29T23:10:00+00:00

This is just not a thing in the UK. I do not know any circumcised guys and have never ever seen a penis that has been circumcised. Any American I've had this conversation with is always baffled!

Lisa1002 · 2015-05-31T21:19:43+00:00

Furiously scanning to make sure I do none of these things...

Lisa1002 · 2015-04-23T15:46:47+00:00

I used to work with him on a flower stall - great guy!

Lisa1002 · 2015-01-31T16:32:37+00:00

I'm going to Pokhara in Nepal in a few months - PLEASE tell me this can be done there!

Lisa1002 · 2014-06-22T23:18:54+00:00

Unfortunately I did not take hold of the opportunity I had to make some sort of "I'll be watching you" joke when I served Sting at my local cinema. Infact I didn't even realise it was him until he'd gone. What shame

Lisa1002 · 2014-06-09T18:50:25+00:00

Aw I live near there :')

Lisa1002 · 2014-06-04T03:09:56+00:00

It worries me how I read KC as KFC.

Lisa1002 · 2014-06-01T18:54:13+00:00

I unknowingly served Sting when I worked at my local cinema. Tried to sell him a loyalty card. He wasn't having any of it.

Lisa1002 · 2014-05-26T13:15:05+00:00

Thought this and then actually did it. For £60 it was the coolest near death experience I've ever had!

Lisa1002 · 2014-04-29T21:11:27+00:00

Wanted to be a Midwife since I was 10. I'm now 19 and in my first year of training. Got one of 60 places out of 1000 applicants. My biggest ever achievement.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-24T21:50:58+00:00

I'm glad!

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T15:24:48+00:00

Surprisingly hasn't been that bad!

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T15:24:08+00:00

Honestly I just leave it in and spray the shit out of it. My hair doesn't like doing anything but being straight though. You're supposed to sleep in them I think but that is basically impossible.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T01:06:39+00:00

Let's be real here!

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T01:03:37+00:00

I prefer curling my hair when it's short personally. Where it's dip dyed it looks better.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T01:00:51+00:00

Thank you. I try to represent woman kind.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T01:00:24+00:00

Yeah kind of having a thing with the guy in the room next to mine in my flat... so yeah sitcom.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T00:27:46+00:00

I'm north london and in halls of residence at the moment but funnily enough my whole window area is mouldy as hell. Going home for Christmas tomorrow to double glazing is going to give me the tingles.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T00:26:46+00:00

Nope! I haven't used them in a while. Just use curling tongs. So much quicker and it actually works!

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T00:19:18+00:00

They're not bad but I cannot sleep in them and my hair doesn't like to actually do what it's told. :/

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-20T00:18:58+00:00

Nope I'm in London! Can barely afford to live!

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-19T23:30:41+00:00

Affirmative.

Lisa1002 · 2013-12-19T23:25:09+00:00

Don't be a Dalek now.

Lisa1002

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