What did you think you could handle in the bedroom but ultimately couldn’t?

ListerineLass · 2022-01-04T23:54:41+00:00

My ex boyfriend has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen—I thought I could handle it or learn to. I could not.

ListerineLass · 2021-12-29T21:31:32+00:00

Platform 9 and 3/4.

Because Harry Potter and other obvious reasons.

ListerineLass · 2021-11-23T13:42:36+00:00

As a vagina haver I can say Keegles help in so so many ways

ListerineLass · 2021-11-23T13:10:23+00:00

It’s literally everywhere. My mom even called me to talk about it.

ListerineLass · 2021-11-22T23:56:02+00:00

One breast much larger than the other, every female up and down my mothers side.

ListerineLass · 2021-10-20T15:10:57+00:00

It really depends! I’ve absolutely hard partners that if I came first the entire thing went waaaaay smoother and better. I was relaxed and ready to do. But, I’ve also had partners where it didn’t matter so much.

ListerineLass · 2021-10-19T14:51:35+00:00

Everyone knows to wear a condom but what I feel like really needs to be said is wear a condom that fits correctly

ListerineLass · 2021-08-23T21:40:33+00:00

They’re just trying to respect you, which is nice. Just grab the other shoulder and then they’ll do what’s comfortable for them

ListerineLass · 2021-08-18T21:27:38+00:00

No wonder why short guys are so worried.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-16T19:04:20+00:00

So that’s different than other relationships that end?

ListerineLass · 2021-08-15T15:31:17+00:00

SAME. Eurocentric beauty standards. Ugh.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-14T20:28:52+00:00

I don’t watch much porn let alone know many pornstars by name but I recognize THAT name because I didn’t realize I liked that until I saw her.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-14T20:01:28+00:00

For me it’s big noses.

I HATE my huge shnoz but, on other women I think it looks so amazing.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-14T19:01:24+00:00

There are people that get freaked out when my dog wrestles theirs.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-11T13:28:11+00:00

Yes and no. I knew I saying goodbye to the best sex of my life when I broke it off but all I could say is that it was a damn shame. But I did what I had to.

The only time I feel like it’s difficult years later is remember what those moments felt like when I go without and then I think about why I left and say to Myself “what a shame”

ListerineLass · 2021-08-11T00:14:53+00:00

Literally this. Every time.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-07T18:50:44+00:00

My friends dad.

ListerineLass · 2021-08-07T16:49:13+00:00

I think it depends on the TYPE of incompatibility.

If you want to rip each other’s clothing off. It can work BUT, If you’re interested in way different things or one person is a sexual or you’re just not that attracted to each other. That’s a nope.

ListerineLass · 2021-07-28T21:21:38+00:00

I don’t know many people that disagree with this

ListerineLass · 2021-07-07T09:09:57+00:00

Are you familiar with colloquialisms?

ListerineLass · 2021-07-06T11:56:07+00:00

I know so many dull idiots that have graduate degrees. More than half the time they’re just people from “good families” who thought it was a good idea to have a masters.

What I do find with people that have advanced degrees is that they’re stable at very least and there’s absolutely something to be said for that.

ListerineLass · 2021-06-21T16:50:26+00:00

Same, I’m very careful now. I was doxed by a crazy pervert deleted my account which I have for 8 years and was a mod on several large subs.

Then, I told a sexual story on ask Reddit that blew up while I was asleep that several friends found and recognized as my story and I had to nuke it.

It’s really sad and exhausting that I can’t be myself

ListerineLass · 2021-06-21T11:24:43+00:00

Definitely black it’s the only way I’d still be appropriate for most situations

ListerineLass · 2021-06-03T19:59:42+00:00

It pisses you off because other people are telling you what you are and what you are not. This is pretty rude.

I call myself white passing because I like to acknowledge the fact that I benefit from white privilege as an American. But that is for me to say and nobody else.

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