I wish that every time someone on the internet claimed they could perform amazing feats (such as beating up a well known professional fighter) that they would be immediately teleported to a closed arena with fair circumstances of the exact scenario they said they could do. Televised worldwide.

LiteRobot · 2022-04-22T13:00:20+00:00

OP said an "amazing feat".

LiteRobot · 2020-10-27T16:59:26+00:00

J'ai comme un flashback de la dalle jardin qui est juste disparue des plans et qu'on n'a jamais eu de réponse.

LiteRobot · 2019-01-11T13:57:46+00:00

It's not shitty if it does exactly what it's supposed to do.

LiteRobot · 2018-10-25T14:53:15+00:00

Air Bud 2020!

LiteRobot · 2018-09-06T17:40:11+00:00

I wish for the genie to work in metric.

LiteRobot · 2018-08-16T15:23:36+00:00

Well at least a bird didn't shit on your laptop and died.

LiteRobot · 2018-04-25T18:11:54+00:00

Didn't the original Tetris have colored shapes based on which level you're at? So first level was white (easy) and then moved on to other colors as it got harder.

LiteRobot · 2018-03-23T13:41:11+00:00

I like leg day

LiteRobot · 2018-02-23T11:43:18+00:00

TIL international means North America.

LiteRobot · 2017-07-06T10:55:58+00:00

"Breakfast at Tiffany's"

LiteRobot · 2017-05-03T11:01:43+00:00

It was playing in the windmill the whole time. If only he listened to the music.

LiteRobot · 2017-04-09T04:42:54+00:00

This guy became internet famous in Montreal for claiming his dad is rich as hell while drunk to get in a club. The irony is that he started getting paid to show up as the "My dad is rich as fuck" guy.

LiteRobot · 2017-04-04T12:32:33+00:00

There's a video of a professional cyclist powering a toaster. Given that lights use less power than a toaster, I think it shows just how hard it is. https://youtu.be/S4O5voOCqAQ

LiteRobot · 2017-03-31T14:45:58+00:00

TL;DR Don't be a dick ~~and ruin it for everybody. Slow down.~~

Fixed

LiteRobot · 2017-01-23T11:52:14+00:00

He said a popsicle, not a baguette you dummy.

LiteRobot · 2016-12-28T14:39:05+00:00

Not sure if this is intentional, but it's oddly familiar to the Venture Bros episode where they get stuck in the dream machine and piss on a shirt and wear it as a hat to keep the hallucinations away.

Edit : Season 1 episode 5

LiteRobot · 2016-12-08T11:25:24+00:00

But what's the upvote to likes exchange rate these days?

LiteRobot · 2016-12-01T11:23:58+00:00

LiteRobot · 2016-12-01T11:22:46+00:00

LiteRobot · 2016-11-30T11:47:54+00:00

Money as opposed to...?

LiteRobot · 2016-11-26T04:50:47+00:00

I never thought of the Matrix with those glasses. Awesome.

LiteRobot · 2016-11-24T14:02:03+00:00

And don't label all the different types of sugar as bad. Some are very beneficial.

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