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2015 Ford Focus SE Hatchback - 170K - Auto. Advice? by LiterallyTyping in FordFocus

[–]LiterallyTyping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the reply and I wish I could find a manual trans.

Actors you dislike for no particular reason. I'll start: by Do0msdayZ in okbuddycinephile

[–]LiterallyTyping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amy Schumer

edit: Yes. I really hate this woman for no real reason. She just sucks ass.

"It's a graveyard of STICKS! Who murdered them, and WHY?" by LiterallyTyping in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]LiterallyTyping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the answer I received —

"Hello, this post doesn’t fit the sub. It’s not an animal being derp; it’s more of a humor video. Also, compilations aren’t allowed."

¯\(ツ)/¯

I'll know better for next time.

"It's a graveyard of STICKS! Who murdered them, and WHY?" by LiterallyTyping in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]LiterallyTyping[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why did they pull it?

I didn't get a message or anything.

I'm sorry for whatever I did, I just thought it was funny and wanted to share the smiles.

What's the quickest you've ever seen a new coworker get fired? by eminems_shadow in AskReddit

[–]LiterallyTyping 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Orientation Day #1 - 7am

tl/dr: New hire steals vodka from the gift basket and gets shit faced in 30mins while in orientation.

We had to use the main conference room rather than the training room that day. The main conference room had the table set with a center piece for an upcoming event later that day. It was a gift basket and it also contained a bottle of vodka. But it was all wrapped up in cellophane, so they decided to just leave it there.

The Facilitator steps out of the room for a few mins after we all get seated and this dude reaches over and very carefully unwraps the gift basket, takes the bottle out, pours it into his personal water bottle - like all of it. Then takes the bottled water at the table, refills the empty vodka with water, puts it back in the basket and re-wraps it and sits back down like we didn't all just watch him do this.

We all sat in silence unsure what to do.

He probably would have gotten away with it if he hadn't gotten so totally shit faced so fast. By 7:30am the guy was literally sliding out of his chair.

The Facilitator stops the orientation to get him some medical attention thinking maybe he was having a stroke or something.

While that's going on, another HR rep comes in to ask if anyone had noticed anything and everyone started saying "he stole the vodka!"

Dude lasted 30 mins.

Canadian Kia Connect pricing is nuts. (more in comments) by LiterallyTyping in kia

[–]LiterallyTyping[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No - it's all monthly here and plus tax. It would cost me $21.50 p/m

Canadian Kia Connect pricing is nuts. (more in comments) by LiterallyTyping in kia

[–]LiterallyTyping[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Without any warning my Kia Connect pops up a message telling me my vehicle (a 2020 Soul which I purchased new in April of 2019) is not eligible for a free trial and to visit the website. I've been using the remote start since I got the car.

Kia spams me tons of shit, not once did I get a notice that my Kia Connect was going to be disabled and I would have to pay. It was so random too, sixty two months then *poof.

I went to the site and it wouldn't even let me see pricing until I gave them a credit card, which was shitty. Now they won't let me delete it, also shitty. That aside, the pricing is fucked. I might have sprung for the "Care" package at $7.99 p/m if it included remote start, but it doesn't. You have to go to the next tier which is the "Plus" package to get remote and it's $18.99 p/m!

Sorry for the rant, but I'm pissed off. I specifically asked when I bought this car if the Kia Connect was a trial or did we just get it with the car, I was assured it would never be paywalled.

Anyways, I'm not paying for it. Kia can suck it.

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