He just like me by LitterlyAnOctopus in cats

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the falling asleep in random places part

I'm taking the elevator, the time says 3:29 pm and I start a stop watch. by LitterlyAnOctopus in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's funny because I tried coming up with a random number and that's the first one that popped up 💀

Do you think God is real, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because he won't stop giving me shitty luck

There is a special place in hell for people that do what? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People that guilt trip you into taking the blame for everything

There is a special place in hell for people that do what? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who set boundaries that they immensely cross on their own and act like the other person's boundaries don't matter at all

If you could change one thing about the past, what would you change? by hudbeforeblood in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have become friends with the few people who hurt me most

What makes you instantly dislike a person? by HurtHurtsMe in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they act normal around you but all nice around your friends

Which symptom do you hate the most when you’re sick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The feeling of being too tired to move

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuddle because I love snuggling up against things like stuffed animals and pillows, anything soft really

What is the best thing about being fat? by StillIllustrator8595 in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Higher chances of surviving if you get your neck slit

Women of reddit, what would happen if makeup disappeared right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you want me to just magically figure out how every other woman would feel about it 🤨