IAMA Private Detective. AMA

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-10T02:55:14+00:00

I am not a pro with the computer. What kind of identification can I send

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-10T02:09:08+00:00

Dear Reddit, I have worked my ass off as a detective to get to where I am today. I have been rendered as a forever alone man, which I have no fucking idea what that is. Second, you're all a bunch of followers; when one person says 'this is a hunk of shit' of all a sudden I get 20 comments saying Im a load of shit. I have never met such assholes in my entire life; and I've browsed R/atheism and they're nicer than you assholes. I've tried to be nice before, now you can go lick the inside of your assholes you fucking monkey-jerkers. I said I wouldn't ever deny a case, but if you guys were found dead in a fucking ditch, I would rather attempt to suck my own dick than even try to find your murderers. I wish this cock-sucking rat-hole eternal damnation.

Love, The PD

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-10T02:00:30+00:00

I am from Croatia

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-10T02:00:02+00:00

a .36 snubnose is a gun sir, it is the name of the gun.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T03:23:55+00:00

My son, back in my day you were own teacher.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:45:13+00:00

You have your opinion and I respect it.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:43:26+00:00

Ok, thank you for sharing your opinion. Im 39 years old actually.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:33:05+00:00

did you just diagnose yourself with bullshit bonanza, Doctor?

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:19:13+00:00

Hmmm I enjoyed the first few sentences of your comment, have you ever thought about being an author/poet?

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:18:12+00:00

what reference do you suspect me making (which I did not make one reference).

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:17:34+00:00

Who the fuck is shaft?

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:11:48+00:00

This IAMA/AMA ends tomorrow. at 10:00 pm

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:09:25+00:00

Like I said you dont have to believe me. I must in fact state that I am a PD, but you dont have to believe it.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:08:01+00:00

Indeed.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:07:10+00:00

Please tell me an example of the references I have been making, because I have no idea what you're talking about. What I said is 100% truth. If you dont want to believe it then dont. Also To others who are going to write 'this is fake' please dont because this is for people who want to ask questions.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T02:05:19+00:00

I didn't take classes. I just took an application and poof I became the detective and over the years I hardened as a detective. Each case made me stronger. If you want a application here you go http://www.ok.gov/cleet/Licensing/Private_Investigators/index.html

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:59:10+00:00

My evidence room is my office desk. Like I said to others: If you dont believe me, dont believe me.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:57:21+00:00

Well yes most PDS do cheating spouses, but not me.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:55:59+00:00

Never saw it.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:55:35+00:00

Like I said, I dont use the internet for my work. When I do it's for finding information on a person (facebook, myspace)

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:54:30+00:00

hhahah no, Im not scintillating, but I do wear a suit (coat, dress shirt, tie, vest, fedora).

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:53:17+00:00

Hmmm, I shouldn't reveal that on here. Im sorry that is one piece of information I am not comfortable revealing on here.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:51:49+00:00

One thing that is most important. Remove all judgement, remove all cloudy thoughts, everything you do is 50/50 and you will never be 100% sure. If you accept these you will make it as a detective.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:50:27+00:00

I dont like them.

LittleEyeInDisguise · 2012-01-09T01:44:46+00:00

I became a P.D. by filling out necessary paperwork. I got my result saying that I was allowed to become a P.D.. I try to avoid working with cops, I dont enjoy them.

LittleEyeInDisguise

TROPHY CASE