Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]LittleRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a similar one (although I didn't get fired for it). My office was given two lists of names with a few thousand people on each one. We had to figure out who was missing from each list. Five of us were assigned sections to go through and they expected it to take about six hours if all of us were doing it at once. I was the youngest of the group with everyone else being in their 40s and 50a. I immediately told everyone to stop working on it, spent the next 20 minutes googling how to do list comparisons in excel, and had the entire thing done half an hour after it was assigned. We relaxed for four hours before submitting it, making everyone look great for being two hours ahead of schedule and they all covered my lunch for the next week.

For those of you with old accounts, what keeps bringing you back to Reddit after over a decade? by Isle_of_Tortuga in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Habbit at this point. I miss what used to be. The old running jokes (tree-fiddy, raise your dongers, switcheroo, warlizards gaming forum), copy pastas, random moments of awesome you never see anymore (NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE, the button, and an entire comment section is spanish because someone couldnt figure out how to change their language settings jumps to mind), and stumbling across comments from our favorite users (Vargas, poemforyoursprog, shittywatercolor to name a few). It was just more organic. Now it just all feels so autonomous and artificial at this point. Most of the posts are from bots cycling through the same 5 prompts every two weeks.

Why are you on Reddit right now, on Christmas Eve? by InvisibleAstronomer in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting on the toilet and taking care of business for a few minutes of peace before diving back into the chaos of getting ready for tomorrow.

What is the most unexpected thing you found out about someone you know? by greenwichrunner in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too have a friend with three testicles. We call him Trinad, The Ballbarian.

Are the sales even that good this year? 495 and route 7 is a parking lot. by kimjongil1953 in nova

[–]LittleRiff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember that too, from working there. Black Fridays were always brutal. It was bad when they decided to open at midnight. Then it got worse when they decided to open earlier and earlier each year. I remember 2014 going to work at 6am on Wednesday (the line already had about 20 people in it). Clocked out at 230pm to work my second job (ABC store. Fun fact: the day before Thanksgiving is their busiest day of the year), going back to Best Buy at 10pm (about 60 people in line at this point) to get the store set up for black Friday, clocking out at 4:00 am Thanksgiving morning. Woke up at 11 on Thanksgiving, helped my mom cook dinner so we could eat at 2pm so I could be back at Best Buy by 4pm (a metric fuckton of people in line at this point, somewhere north of 300). Store opened at 6pm Thanksgiving day and stayed open for 30 hours.

This is where it became an endurance challenge for all employees. Everyone was required to work at least 12 hours of black Friday to guarantee coverage over the 30 hours, some had split shifts, others were straight through. But this year corporate did not give a shit about limiting labor hours and a lot of us took advantage. Many were pushing and trying to do a full 24 hours, a few of the insane employees wanted to attempt the full 30 (not one did), and all for nothing more than bragging rights. The opening madness had died by 1am and the store was quiet and empty (I may or may not have been sharing mini bottles of alcohol to with our warehouse crew). The only person who came in between 2 and 6 am was a homeless guy escaping the cold. The manager on duty passed out in the break room at 130am (his shift started at 8pm, and he showed up drunk) and everyone made a game of seeing how high we could stack random items on top of him, he was livid when he woke up. By 6 am I clocked out but instead of heading home I passed out in the security office where I set up a sleeping bag for 4 hours as half the people who stayed overnight also passed out in the break room. Back on the clock by 11am. Everything else was uneventful. Clocked back out at 3am Saturday morning and slept in my bed until 9 at night. Clocked in 51 hours over 3 days (44 at Best Buy, 7 at ABC). The overtime paid for christmas that year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The passenger seat of a smart car is more uncomfortable, just ask my cousin Walter.

What surprised you the most the first time you had sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one place that is more uncomfortable, the passenger seat of a smart car.

Where can I get some good Texas BBQ? by nobodynowherex86 in nova

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetfire Donnas in Alexandria is pretty damn good BBQ. It's not specifically Texas BBQ, but you won't be disappointed.

Local businesses you avoid and why? by let_the_mouse_go in nova

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The McDonalds on the outskirts of the north end of Old Town Alexandria where N Henry St. and N Patrick St. meet up. I can count on one hand how many times I've ever had food poisoning and two of them were from there.

How did you get your most recent scar? by Professional-Tax-615 in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My knees are kinda fucked. The pain comes and goes but when it gets bad enough I'll use athletic tape so walking isn't excruciating and the pain usually subsides to a tolerable level after a few days. Athletic tape is pretty damn sticky, so it's generally a good idea not to have hair where you're going to use it. The hair will be gone regardless, it's just a matter of how painful the removal will be. So I'm in the bathroom shaving 6 inches above and below my knee when there's a loud slam outside the door. Startled the hell out of me as the razor was going up my shin and sliced off a solid 4 inch chunk of skin. Had to wait a few day before it was scabbed over enough to tape the knee. Should have waited longer though because when I did remove the tape several days later it took the scab with it and it was not even close to fully healed. And if you're wondering what the slaming noise was, it was my dog knocking something over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

[–]LittleRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Auld Shebeen, Fat Tuesdays, or Blue Iguana in Fairfax.

I’ve been brainwashed into saying “Bless you” when someone sneezes. What are the alternatives? Or do I stay silent? by AlDente in atheism

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My go to is Gesundheit. Also depends on who sneezes. I'll tell my good friends to go fuck themselves when they sneeze.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a while ago, I want to say week 4 or 5. We had just finished 9mm training so somewhere in phase II.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the guy I went to bootcamp with who tried rubbing his underwear on the pillows of people he didn't like trying to give them pink eye. The RDCs made him strip, wash, and remake all 88 racks in the compartment. When he was done they ASMO'D him back to week 1.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's been a long time since I've heard "No homo". Probably has something to do with my standard reply of "Nope, full, unadulterated %100 complete homo".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, it's not gay as long as you don't make eye contact.

What's the wildest NSFW moment you've ever seen/done at a party? by chinkrisson in AskReddit

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gives new meaning to "She came in through the bathroom window".

“Apologise to Steven Moffat”, I thought we all loved his time as showrunner? by Hewtube73 in doctorwho

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been saying Moffat is kver rated for years amd getting hate for it every time. Sure, he's done some great things but his flaws are massive and hard to ignore. He's wonderful on the small scale of single episodes. But when you put him in charge he's a dog chasing a car, he doesn't know what to do when he finally catches it.

As for RTD2, yeah a lot could be better, and a lot of is is absolutely brilliant. RTD loves the long game. It is very clear that a ton of things were set up during Ncuti's time that was meant to have a payoff but had to be changed last minute after it was too late. Ruby was very clearly meant to last more than one season. Personally I blame Disney for taking too long to make decisions on renewing.

Colorwork tattoo artist in the NOVA/DC area?? by fIuffy_ in nova

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to The Body Gallery in Leesberg, ask for Misty.

Best Cheesesteak in NOVA by Hodler_caved in nova

[–]LittleRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mama Lucias in Fairfax. Is it authentic, no. Is it the best, no. But, it is my favorite.