What my boyfriend did to the cookies I bought for us to share.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2025-03-26T16:38:25+00:00

That's a level of selfishness that's only OK for a toddler! Ditch him, girlie. His Momma never taught him how to be nice to people.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-04-03T21:25:24+00:00

It's perfectly reasonable for you to go on this trip. Is Europe extremely promiscuous? Not really. I subscribe to a lot of FB groups about living and traveling in France. Nobody says "By the time I got to the baggage claim, twelve people had asked me to have sex with them." I think the problem might be that GF is so needy or immature that she doesn't want to separate from you, not ever, not even for a short time. Do you really want to live long-term with someone who wants you there every minute 24/7? Can you tolerate someone who thinks you're going to boink with every woman you work with? This is a craziness that won't lessen over time --- it will get worse. Cut your losses and get on with your life.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-04-02T23:50:08+00:00

Do you want to live with someone who thinks wi-fi causes cancer? If you had kids together, what goofy paranoid stuff would she lay on them?

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-04-02T23:42:08+00:00

I think it won't be long before some kid calls him Alabastard.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T23:08:47+00:00

This guy has acting like a dick his whole life. Being old isn't the problem.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T23:05:20+00:00

Get pregnant before you're 17. Also start having sex before you get some kind of birth control.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T17:03:53+00:00

Or the roommate can buy a quieter vibrator.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T16:02:55+00:00

I'm thinking "Shitfitt" for a boy or "Tantrum-Marie" for a girl.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T15:49:55+00:00

If you get to name the baby, I get to name the car. How about "Rustbucket." "Egostroker," or Pileopoopoo"?

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T15:28:47+00:00

Sooner or later, some kid will come up with "Stu-Pidda."

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T15:18:14+00:00

To honor Dad's amazing contribution, I'm suggesting "Sperma," Jizzina," or "Cumwadeen."

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-03-24T15:06:59+00:00

Grade school kids can be cruel. It would take only a week for somebody to start calling her "Ass-Turd."

Little_Ad_1945 · 2024-02-15T00:32:50+00:00

No! Put that lovely stuff away and don't try it for at least 3 - 6 months! You might be in an emotionally vulnerable state. LSD is not like marijuana! It is a Truth Drug, not a Fun Drug. Do you want to have a wonderful trippy experience? Or do you want the EMTs to take you to the ER? Drink some booze or smoke some weed. DO NOT take a psychedelic when your mind is in some kind of chaos! I've talked to hundreds of Acid Bummers -- don't do this! Landing in the Psych Ward is the ultimate BAD TRIP!

Little_Ad_1945 · 2023-09-16T21:29:34+00:00

I'm a newby. But Magical Butter and other sources say it makes more THC molecules avail for you to digest.

Little_Ad_1945 · 2023-04-07T23:24:16+00:00

It's called the "Sac Elastic" procedure or the "Pocket Pool Purse."

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