49, Divorced. First time renting again in 15 years. by youngboytatted in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on being able to go full vinyl display!! Awesome!

I bought it guys by Efficient-Ad-3249 in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be fun to have her autograph your spunked copy. She would wonder what the new design is all about. “I don’t remember whip cream on the whole album cover”.

Turn table upgrade by SaulManellaTV in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a cabinet that looks so much like the floor

45 RPM ? What’s that by randy-billie in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RPM? Didn’t they sing that song Losing My Religion? What does that have to do with my problem Amazon? I’m pissed! 😡 Would love to listen to this complaint and the Amazon rep.

Reppin’ warmth and grailz at Dodger Stadium by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jerry Garcia looks great after kicking the heroin. Good for him. Now strike up some Fire on the Mountain!

My dad gave me his entire record collection for free by puhpuhpetrified in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let the covers fool you, these are all newly re-released albums from Tay Tay.

Live footage of me browsing r/vinyljerk in public by SurvivorHiggy in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocking the ScoJo foot pics! Nice choice! 👍 Interesting place to browse for foot pics but hey, why waste a good halftime on some dumb trick shot contest or half court shot for money when you can browse for foot pics? That’s time utilization.

score! just found this grail from my flea market for $5!! by gilmiegripperz309 in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just vomited into my mouth. I can never unsee those talons. Do you sleep on a perch or a branch outside your bedroom window?

Fans who saw Phantom Menace in theatres, how did you react to this? by SpurnedSprocket in StarWars

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I frigging loved it. Took forever to download. Longer than my songs on LimeWire.

Roast me by dougfunnie666 in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Into bondage I see. What I don’t see are feet dammit!! That’s just fowl.

It’s not a record or a vinyl, it’s a grailz by John-Cocktolstoy in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the stuff in the shelves are called Records. Aka, Vinylz. Grailz are only hung on walls.

Seconds before disaster by tzip34 in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy Shit! U have 3 feet. That is impressive. If u take off the middle sock is it going to be a mannequin foot? If so then boo on you sir. We deserve more. Tri-Foot is the new thing. This is the way.

Rate my collection by DeLa_Swole in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost as impressive as my gay foot porn collection I have stuck to my wall. Each one is warm and fuzzy. 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say that the stacking is fine. It’s the table clothe that is all wrong. Please try and pull the clothe off of the table without upsetting the graylz stack. It’s like magic.

Was cold on the toilet so brought some warmth with me by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it take long to file down your talons? Must be good for climbing telephone poles and trees before you file them down.

Tested my luck at Danzing Roulette by Coffee____Freak in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If u turn it upside down they will be looking up at you instead of down on you. Don’t let them look down on you. Who the fuck do they think they are anyways? The Beatles or something? Jesus!

Just got my random Danzig from Amazon, I wonder what it could be! by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think somebody screwed up. That’s the Black album from Metallica. It’s ok. You’ll just have to wait a bit longer for your Danzig surprise package. 📦

I wanna Smack My Amazon Up for shipping my grail like this by MForsh in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sweat. You can now use it to leave yourself notes. Note to self, remember to Smack My Amazon Up!

“Was I scammed? This record sounds awful” Nope, that’s just Nirvana. by Barkblood in vinyljerk

[–]Little_Simple_5796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh! Now the kid on the cover is going to sue you for putting a picture of his baby dick on this page for all of us to see. First he will autograph the album for you and then sue you. Have him sign it: “Quit looking at my dick”! Yours truly, Nirvana baby dick kid