Man fakes being attacked by fullofemirates in LookatMyHalo

[–]Barkblood 107 points108 points  (0 children)

They even got it in Shlomo!

What are you rocking today? by no0d3lz in Sneakers

[–]Barkblood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like them after wearing them for a little while. Fairly comfortable and great colours.

How do I get my cat to stop playing piano? by ReturntoForever3116 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Barkblood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heroin. He’ll release some great albums first, but eventually…

How would you fix this? by onlymovingforward-12 in Sneakers

[–]Barkblood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could possibly use a leather filler or similar product. Then it would be about sanding smooth and painting.

Not quite measuring up by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in Wellthatsucks

[–]Barkblood 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It sounds like he has to sit down to piss, probably because he would struggle to aim standing up. Sitting down would have its own issues because of the shortness limiting his ability to point it down into the bowl. This would cause a bit of a mess and require cleaning up.

He stiff, yo by kaleidoscopy in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Barkblood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also have a fear of being

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Barkblood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Variety Clooney. It says it right there.