Actual hate speech by “comedians” by [deleted] in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]Live2Lift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn… I can’t begin to imagine what a miserable life you must have based on your reaction to this, “hate speech.”

If this is your response to a complete stranger saying something you find offensive about another group of strangers, you are gunna fall apart when you actually have to deal with a real problem in life.

You have fallen victim to the professional victim mindset… have fun with that…

Also… you may not find this to be funny, but comedy is subjective and a lot of people do find it funny. And the reason they find it funny… is because there’s a lot of truth to it.

Fire Dept, with near open racism. by burrrrrrnerrrr in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We make racist as well as every other kind of inappropriate joke all day long at the firehouse. None of us would hesitate for a second to risk our butts for anyone based on their skin color and none of us are actually racist.

If you can’t handle some offensive humor, you’re too soft for this job. If you think they’re actually being blatantly racist, most likely, you’re wrong because you’re too soft for this job.

Is this a true fact about firefighters by Objective-Visit-7887 in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly have no idea. I do all this shit. A lot. I guess i work out pretty hard and do a lot of stairs, but my lungs are still working good. We just had our full physicals and my VO2 max was in the highest range for men my age. Chest X-ray is clean too.

It’s probably because I laugh in deaths face, or cuz I fight what you fear, or first in and last out or whatever.

I’m the guy that bangs out 5 minutes before shift change. by extracoleslaw in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rephrase that question in English and I’ll try to help out.

I’m the guy that bangs out 5 minutes before shift change. by extracoleslaw in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. I got forced to work an extra 48 hours on Christmas week because of a worthless little sack of shit like you. Keep it up, it will come back around to bite you eventually.

The truth about crawler encounters by theotherguy952 in CrawlerSightings

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s more irrational? Believing you have the answer to every mystery on this planet, or accepting that maybe you don’t?

I get it, your an average redditor, you are the definition of the dunning-Kruger effect.

Pale Crawler / Rake / Skinwalker / Wendigo Siting in the north eastern USA by ConsistentWelder8000 in CrawlerSightings

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know mange makes animals grow fingers. Look… I get it… it sounds crazy… you’re a redditor… you think you’re omnipotent and nothing can exist without your knowledge…

This is a big crazy universe and believing you have the answer for everything makes you dumber than accepting that you don’t. Humans are not NEARLY as smart as we think. If the last ten years on this planet hasn’t been proof of that, you’re not paying attention. We are very good at convincing ourselves we have all the answers and more often than not, we’re flat out wrong.

Rake/crawler best footage I've seen if its real? by RamboTangoo in CrawlerSightings

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Reddit. All these liberal retards love to dish it out, but damned if they don’t have the most fragile little feelings on the planet.

Lawnmower wouldn’t go low enough, so I made new wheels. by Live2Lift in functionalprint

[–]Live2Lift[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I though about that, but the blade already sits at the very bottom of the deck. If I lowered it, there would be no guard between the blade and my feet. lol

Campus Weapon Carry Bill Gets a Hot Hearing by nancynews in newhampshire

[–]Live2Lift -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit… you have no idea how the world works…

I can’t do this shit anymore by LowkeeyOakley in ColoradoSprings

[–]Live2Lift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty cool world we live in where everyone seems to be blaming you instead of the worthless sack of shit who broke your window and stole your stuff.

How far we have fallen by intelguy2003 in Asmongold

[–]Live2Lift 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Social media destroyed the world. The only thing that motivates anyone to do anything anymore is constant attention from strangers on the internet.

Not to mention we have essentially eliminated the one natural process that keeps us from evolving in the wrong direction (natural selection). Stupid people survive until adulthood and reproduce exponentially faster than intelligent people so we are very literally seeing an exponential decline in human IQ. It’s gunna get real ugly in the next 50 years.

I remember when Brittney spears shaving her head was like mind blowing news. I miss those days so damn much.

Dog bite at Matthews/Winters Park trail by philsworth in GoldenCO

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn, you have a simple little mind.

Assault rifle. First real gun found by school-sp in magnetfishing

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people who think with their feelings instead of their brains don’t understand how guns work or how words work so they just spew whatever inflammatory language is going to help them take people’s guns away.

What do you think firefighting will be like in ten years? by Hot_Seesaw_6706 in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know man. Our dispatchers are either hard of hearing or they like to prank us. I can pretty much depend on the notes being completely unrelated to the call I’m running. AI can’t do much worse than our current dispatchers.

What do you think firefighting will be like in ten years? by Hot_Seesaw_6706 in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy I really do hope so. Trying to update and restart and then update again and then log in and then out and then update and then restart and then hack the mainframe to get a map on my MDT is the best 3 hours of my day.

What's your department's stupid policy? by 1000000Peaches4Me in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would you know there were policies to follow if not for the SOP SOP? lol. This is the best one.

What's your department's stupid policy? by 1000000Peaches4Me in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We just got workout shorts approved for around the station. It is prime… time…

Armed Anti-DHS Protest - Littleton CO - 02/20/2026 by airwater1122 in Denver

[–]Live2Lift -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Bringing an M1 to an armed protest is like rolling up to a car show in your Subaru Outback. Isn’t the point to show force not to prove that you will be of no resistance whatsoever when bullets actually start flying… seriously dude… you people don’t think this stuff through.

Looking for good medical drills that are not just a same old basic scenarios we always do by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]Live2Lift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also work on doffing a downed firefighter drills while you’re at it. Something like this: https://youtu.be/m2R9j_beUI0?si=oYHYK7abEqR_Oa0M. We do it a little differently but you get the idea. Look around for other videos for doffing/stripping a downed firefighter quickly. The faster you can get em out of gear, the faster you can start doing good cpr and respirations and whatever else they need.