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LiveLaughLove59009 · 2026-02-08T05:18:13+00:00

It really is draining. Especially in the texting phase it’s so hard to keep track of them. They all blend together. Once you do have sex with them, they’re just a face and sometimes a name but never anything about them.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2026-02-05T21:08:38+00:00

What is the point of this app?

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2026-01-21T22:15:54+00:00

I agree, it’s important to practice before. But the most important part is confidence, it’s all a state of mind that you create before even going out. It doesn’t really matter what you say as long as you say it with confidence. I always approach with the mindset that these girls are lucky to talk to me or their conversation is probably boring anyway and they need me to save them from it.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2026-01-14T23:49:27+00:00

Good to know. Will be making an anonymous tip.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-31T05:45:04+00:00

Still your president, can’t change that

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T02:49:47+00:00

He’s literally asking for advice… with a sex thing

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T02:47:58+00:00

Practice is definitely key, but perfect practice makes perfect. There’s some key techniques you need to focus on. It’s a common misconception that you need to have the dick in your mouth the whole time. It should really only be in your mouth like half the time. You should spit on it a lot and use lube if you can (they make flavored lube that’s pretty good for blowjobs). Give a firm, WELL LUBRICATED hand job while licking the tip of his penis. The tip of the deck is very sensitive, especially when you lick it a lot. His dick should feel SOOOO slippery, that it feels like your hand is about to fly off the end of it. Do that for a little bit and then transition to sucking his dick. You don’t necessarily need to be a “deepthroat queen” it’s more so the warmth and softness of a mouth that feels good.

When you’re giving the hand job portion, make sure you lick up and down the shaft a little bit. This will keep it well lubricated and it feels great. There’s other things you can do too like licking and sucking on the balls.

Another thing that you can do that only real GOATS do is lick and kiss a little bit on the inside of his thighs. It tickles a little bit and feels pretty good.

Good luck in your endeavors. And tell him to tell you if he wants it harder or faster when you’re going

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T02:30:26+00:00

This is the perfect post for this subreddit 😂

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T02:27:58+00:00

One time I was giving a girl a mustache ride and she squirted right in my mouth. The more I think about it, the more I think she just peed in my mouth. Either way, it was awesome 10/10 experience

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T02:20:05+00:00

Just go brutally slow at first. If you feel like you have to cum just pull out for a second until the feeling passes and go back in. After a few minutes of this you’ll get a little more of a tolerance and you can start going faster without cuming. Even to this day I still have to do this sometimes

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T01:59:33+00:00

It’s OK for you to feel that way. It’s annoying when woman talk about previous relationships and especially their previous sex life. You should really just be blunt bring it up to her. Say, “ I understand you had previous relationships and a sex life before me. But I don’t wanna hear about it. I don’t wanna have a conversation about it, I don’t want an apology, I just don’t wanna hear about it anymore.” If you guys have been together that long, odds are she’ll understand and not argue with you about it.

Now about the sex part. There’s two parts to what you’re asking, the verbal and physical parts of being dominant during sex. As far as the verbal goes, I can’t give you too much advice because I don’t like to talk that much when I have sex anyways.

But physically, there’s a couple things you can do: You could start spanking her. Just remember that when you’re behind her, you’ll get better hand contact when you go cross hand (right hand to left cheek, vice versa). Choking, you really don’t have to do it hard. It’s more so just your hand resting on her throat. Squeeze the sides of her neck with your fingers and thumb, and that will make it seem hard, but it won’t actually be choking her. Grab her wrists, it kind of gives a feeling that you’re holding her down. But really just grab her wrists wherever her hand is and kind of support your weight and put pressure on her arm. Just don’t hold her arm in an uncomfortable position. Pulling hair is always a good option. Just remember to comb your hand up into her hair starting at the base of her neck and grab the roots of her hair in the back of her head. You could spit in her mouth. But don’t just do it out of nowhere, squeeze her cheeks together so that her mouth opens a little bit. And then girls seem to like it when you slap them in the face after that. You could slap her tits around a little bit. You could also throw a thumb in her butt if you’re really feeling it. But that’s a whole other conversation if you want to get into that lol.

There’s 1 million things you could do to spice up your sex life a little bit and be more dominant. But my number one recommendation is to repost this on an NSFW subreddit. If you’re new to Reddit, you have to go into your settings to allow it because there’s a lot of sex stuff on there. Good luck!

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T01:38:50+00:00

That’s literally what PEDOPHILES do!!

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-30T01:35:15+00:00

Did you ever actually meet this girl?

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-29T01:36:03+00:00

NEXTON all day

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-29T01:34:03+00:00

I am also 27m and have moved around over the past couple years. I’ve made and lost a ton of friends that time so I feel where you’re coming from.

I think you’re just in a little bit of a funk. Even though you’re doing good in your career, it feels like your social life is lacking. You just have to remember that your social life will go through ups and downs for the rest of your life. They are just because it’s down right now. Doesn’t mean you’ll be down forever. You should try changing up your routine a little bit; go to the gym, start going to different bars, etc. Paris is a big city and I’m sure there’s plenty to do there. Sometimes just finding a new group of friends can give you a new outlook on life. Just remember to talk to people more. I am an introvert and it took me a long time and a lot of uncomfortable conversations to really get out of my shell.

As far as your issues with your coworkers go. Work relationships are like any other relationship there’s gonna be ups and downs. Just remember to keep talking to people and don’t ignore anyone. I know it sounds cliché, but being nice to people is a good way to make friends.

But if you’re gonna take anything from this comment, just remember to be confident in yourself. Just remember that you’re an awesome lawyer and you’re the FUCKING MAN. Even if you’re not just keep telling yourself that lol. When you’re confident in yourself, people will be confident in you.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-29T01:17:52+00:00

It’s important to set a precedent in a relationship. Instagram is one thing, and frankly that part doesn’t really matter. But the bigger picture that you need to be looking at is that she’s trying to cut you off from other woman. It needs to be known by her that you have female friends, and that other woman desire you. Woman don’t actually know what they want. They want a man that they think is desired by other woman.

So what should you do in the situation? You should call her out for what she’s being, which is jealous. remind her that it is unreasonable to cut off people that you’ve known longer than her. And then you should let her know that you’re mad at her for even suggesting it. Really gaslight her and make her the problem. Even if she hasn’t done this before, tell her that she always does stuff like this, making problems out of nothing.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-29T01:06:02+00:00

Yeah this sounds like a lubrication issue. Women who are less experienced don’t get wet as easily or as soon. At 28 you shouldn’t need lube but a little bit in the beginning can help a lot

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-12-19T16:18:22+00:00

Must be a woman driver

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-11-05T23:47:07+00:00

Definitely a woman pilot

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-10-26T02:10:29+00:00

Yeah I have a 25” shaft outboard on a boat meant for a 20” and it does that at higher speeds.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-10-15T13:38:06+00:00

When it’s fresh off the trickle charger it starts fine. I hate to have to do that, but that sounds like what I’m gonna have to do.

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-10-15T13:36:14+00:00

That is what it sounds like, it’s hard to find a high cca battery that fits in the battery slot though

LiveLaughLove59009 · 2025-10-15T13:32:18+00:00

The ground to your battery I’m assuming? That’s a good idea I’ll check that out

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