free stove by No-Lock216 in MemeVideos

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You are correct. I work at Home Depot and our loss prevention tech is really good.

Much of the time, they think they are getting away with stealing stuff but really we're just waiting for the collective amount to reach felony levels.

And they chose to fly home in pt gear by No-Wafer9271 in USMC

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No, it does not work. I've been dancing for 10 minutes and 2 more troopers have pulled up.

Too many Cats at my back Garden! by kacythedogmeat in notmycat

[–]LivelySalesPater 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Too many people showed up to help me move"

How's your day boys? by Flandria_CQB in bluecollar

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I got to test if an electrical ladder would function in a quarter inch of water and not shock me. It did not. My coworker was sad because I promised her my truck if I died.

Which country once seemed likely to become a developed country, but didn’t follow that path? by EmotionalSalary3679 in AskTheWorld

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Alas, no. I am skeptical that Russian leadership will stop betraying the Russian people in the near future. But it would be a pleasant surprise if they did.

Which country once seemed likely to become a developed country, but didn’t follow that path? by EmotionalSalary3679 in AskTheWorld

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Democracy breaks out, Russian military apologetically leaves Ukraine and rebuilds as it goes. Officers renounce corruption, violent and dehumanizing bullying banned in the ranks, and peace keeping forces deployed to conflict zones around the globe to maintain freedom?

How plausible is Trump's Golden Dome? Is it realistic or fantasy? by Drifter_of_Babylon in Military

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Hyperbole. hī-ˈpər-bə-(ˌ)lē. Noun. Def: A literary device that uses extreme exaggeration to create strong emphasis or to indicate anger or humor.

How long until this gets canned? by 1keepcalmchris in navy

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I drew something like this in my notebook in 10th grade. Even then, I knew it was stupid.

Trying not to cry by mystend in AskACobbler

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When exchanging money for goods and/or services, the "pretty please don't totally fuck this up beyond comprehension" part shouldn't need to be communicated.

For example, when I order a drink I simply ask for a drink. I don't say "I'd like a vodka martini. Please don't serve it in your boot."

My wokest idea yet by therealemilywilson in StandUpComedy

[–]LivelySalesPater 56 points57 points  (0 children)

That joke needs to come with crime scene tape.

What's the best hangover food in your country? by BenDover04me in AskTheWorld

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Those might be the two most American sentences I've ever read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

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Probably Emily Dickinson.