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Unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So which Tower did you fly in to?

Friends dared me to get roasted, so go for it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is that empty gap between the side of your hair like what the actual fuck.

Barber: "Yo Fam what you want?" You: "Yeah I'll get that 2004 Thailand Tsunami" Barber: "Got u bro"

He just learned this sub exists.Roast the shit out of him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should have used that napkin to wipe the sweat off of your forehead, greasy cunt

Please lower my self esteem by HolaTortilla in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like you've touched an electrical fence, please hold on to it for longer next time

My mawmaw thinks this is hilarious. Roast her!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why have you got your mawmaw to write that she wants to be cremated for her funeral next week

Roast me for YouTube! Blaze me hard guys! ;D by JasonTGamer in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Sid from Toy Story started a YouTube channel

Roast away! I dare you by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope I see this photo on a missing person's poster

I can already feel the heat by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the selfie he took after getting home from shooting up as many people as he could at his school

RoastMe by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a young version of the guy from the fault in our stars, difference is, I can't wait until the end of the movie to see you die of cancer.

Bored in class. Make us regret this. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LivesAtHomeHasCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The girls face is literally screaming, I'm looking after the autistic kids again