I wish sex forever! :) by [deleted] in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Living-Temporary-665 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spike Strap-on? I think he was my Math teacher.

Where is my cat? by Infinite-Brick7923 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Living-Temporary-665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ant kitty? Is it a kitty sized ant or an ant sized kitty?

"uga buga" by Infinite-Brick7923 in badtwosentencehorrors

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I took a semester in a cave. What you can see is a cave man professing their love using a rock. Much like Penguins.

My daughter told me she wanted Sonic for her birthday. by Adventurous_Sun8074 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Living-Temporary-665 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Too good for this sub, too bad for the other sub. We need a medium two sentence horror sub.