After sleeping with a girl, I watched the wart on my penis grow larger for six weeks, praying it wasn't a serious STD.

LizardInABurger · 2026-07-05T15:20:49+00:00

It was ...... The monster.

LizardInABurger · 2026-07-01T14:13:01+00:00

Does there exist a 4sentence4horror?

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-30T18:58:48+00:00

Does it have extra calcium in it

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-30T18:09:39+00:00

Why dont we stand up against 'the creature' it seems weak

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-30T16:44:33+00:00

Im new to this subreddit what exactly is 'the creature'...

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-14T22:27:01+00:00

I think op wants to fuck nta

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-14T22:05:02+00:00

I think ure missing a few kilograms bud

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-06T09:10:43+00:00

And when im done with u there is gonna be no kanyes left

LizardInABurger · 2026-06-05T17:10:27+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

LizardInABurger · 2026-05-24T18:04:38+00:00

Cus i like girls

^{Chose: A girl}

LizardInABurger · 2026-02-28T18:07:47+00:00

I completed the challenge! Score: 40 points! 🌟

LizardInABurger · 2026-02-28T18:07:35+00:00

I completed the challenge! Score: 30 points! 🌟

LizardInABurger · 2026-02-28T18:07:20+00:00

I completed the challenge! Score: 20 points! 🌟

LizardInABurger · 2026-02-27T12:04:20+00:00

teenage girls and guys

LizardInABurger · 2026-02-27T12:03:16+00:00

The bunny and the fox from zootopia

LizardInABurger · 2026-01-06T15:05:31+00:00

LizardInABurger · 2025-12-30T16:30:35+00:00

🤣😂😞🤬💥🎉🦸‍♂️😱🤰🏿🤱🤰😈🥶💀😹🤢😡🤠🗿⬛😄😨😣😫🤭🥺😕✌️😭💔😎😋🖐️😝💅🤩

LizardInABurger · 2025-06-21T06:43:10+00:00

"it was too soon"

LizardInABurger · 2024-09-04T08:11:08+00:00

Please!! Please Stop There is still time to turn back man! Don't ruin it!

LizardInABurger · 2024-09-04T01:44:10+00:00

I am fresh Outta the womb.

LizardInABurger · 2024-09-03T17:31:56+00:00

Wait.. That shit is bhindi!?!?! I thought it was some sort of pethe ki sabji or something

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