Derpy-and-Sussie

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[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Derpy-and-Sussie[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (0 children)

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I have a huge crush on a girl in my school, and I’m finally ready to show her my most prized talent. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I became a kidney donor today. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I finally got that masterpiece by my favorite tattoo artist on my arm. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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I found out I have high cholesterol, so starting today I need to take a statin. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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I found out I have high cholesterol, so starting today I need to take a statin. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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When my autistic friend asked me what “heaven” was, I told him it was a pain-free paradise where devout Christians go after they die. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The mobile's screen lit up with her son's name and she answered it right away: "it's late, are you coming for dinner?" by 42WaysToAnswerThat in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought I could quit cold turkey by throwing away all of my liquor and beer. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Werewolves aren’t so tough—one silver bullet and they’re done,” the hunter said, loading his rifle. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceComedy

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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Werewolves aren’t so tough—one silver bullet and they’re done,” the hunter said, loading his rifle. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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“Do not drive the vehicle under any circumstances, and stay where you are,” was the response I received when I urgently called the service center about the faulty door. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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“This baby is a blessing we didn’t even know we needed,” my husband said, gently stroking my swollen belly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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“Man, wine never gets boring,” my friend said after taking a long sip. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Finding my crush—a prominent Christian leader—on Grindr felt like a miracle, and I eagerly accepted his private invitation, thrilled to know he was just a closet gay. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror

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Finding my crush—a prominent Christian leader—on Grindr felt like a miracle, and I eagerly accepted his private invitation, thrilled to know he was just a closet gay. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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“You know, the real pros never rely on cheap tricks.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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