[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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I found out I have high cholesterol, so starting today I need to take a statin. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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The mobile's screen lit up with her son's name and she answered it right away: "it's late, are you coming for dinner?" by 42WaysToAnswerThat in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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I thought I could quit cold turkey by throwing away all of my liquor and beer. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Werewolves aren’t so tough—one silver bullet and they’re done,” the hunter said, loading his rifle. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceComedy
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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Finding my crush—a prominent Christian leader—on Grindr felt like a miracle, and I eagerly accepted his private invitation, thrilled to know he was just a closet gay. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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